If you could deliver a 1'*1'*1' box to hell what would you put in it?
If you could deliver a 1'*1'*1' box to hell what would you put in it?
Preferably the hell of the blood-soaked Bible
If you could deliver a 1'*1'*1' box to hell what would you put in it?
Preferably the hell of the blood-soaked Bible
That U2 album that was included free with peoples iPhones that time.
A cubesat with a full array of sensors because hell needs to be studied.
American measurement systems
Think of the money saved alone.
how much is that in real units?
A foot is like 30cm. So it's roughly 27000 cm^3 or 27 liters.
0.1187384 hogshead
finally a serious answer
About 0.5 bananas³
glitter. nothing is as bad as glitter, it gets everywhere and is hard to clean
It's coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere
And even the women and the children...
A care package for myself for when I get there.
Potatoes, wrapped in aluminum foil. Maybe some other veggies too.
Add some broth, baby you got a stew going!
I haven't yet decided between:
a black hole
Ice water because Mallory Archer told me that's what people there want
A bunch of battery powered fans and batteries
It's going to hell, so I would put in dead batteries.
i'd mix in some living ones too in a 10:1 ratio (of which order will be randomly decided)
The_SeveredHead
What's in the box???
The asshole who invented the “reply all” button…
A cat.
The entrails of the last priest.
Nearly 7.5 gallons of Sagittarius A*
One essential organ of as many influential fascists as will fit. I'm thinking brain stem. That's smaller than a heart or spine
Just the middle 2 cm of the aorta will do.
Snowballs
A sphere of annihilation and a portable hole
A snow cone machine. I might be mean.
Pius Religious people.
Doesn't make sense otherwise.
28.3168 liters of piss, addressed to Margret Thatcher.
I’ve heard people say the opposite, “wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire”.
On fire is a good start
On fire and soaked in piss is better
Is my piss not supposed to be flammable?
Well, hell is supposed to be forever. Eventually the liquid piss would evaporate, leaving behind solid compounds that, in my experience, would still smell quite bad. And then, she'd burst into flames again. Sounds like a win-win.
Actually both have the same meaning. Pissing on her while she's on fire would be to save her by soaking. And it's the least you can do (easier than getting water). This saying means that they wouldn't save Margaret Thatcher even if it was trivially easy to do so.