Asklemmy @lemmy.ml sociablefish @lemm.ee 1 yr. ago

If you could deliver a 1'1'1' box to hell what would you put in it?

Preferably the hell of the blood-soaked Bible

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28.3168 liters of piss, addressed to Margret Thatcher.
- I’ve heard people say the opposite, “wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire”.
  
  On fire is a good start
  
  On fire and soaked in piss is better
  
  Is my piss not supposed to be flammable?
  
  Well, hell is supposed to be forever. Eventually the liquid piss would evaporate, leaving behind solid compounds that, in my experience, would still smell quite bad. And then, she'd burst into flames again. Sounds like a win-win.
  
  Actually both have the same meaning. Pissing on her while she's on fire would be to save her by soaking. And it's the least you can do (easier than getting water). This saying means that they wouldn't save Margaret Thatcher even if it was trivially easy to do so.
That U2 album that was included free with peoples iPhones that time.
- *that was forced onto every iTunes account and device in existence at the time
A cubesat with a full array of sensors because hell needs to be studied.
American measurement systems
- Think of the money saved alone.
how much is that in real units?
glitter. nothing is as bad as glitter, it gets everywhere and is hard to clean
- It's coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere
  
  And even the women and the children...
A care package for myself for when I get there.
Potatoes, wrapped in aluminum foil. Maybe some other veggies too.
- Add some broth, baby you got a stew going!
I haven't yet decided between:

A self-addressed, postage prepaid box about 11.75" on a side. (Who knows what I'd get!)

One of these but with holy water, incense, and gregorian chants instead of glitter, stink spray, and countdown timers.

A copy of the Assassin's Creed movie with a note attached: "here, you can have this back."
- Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
  
  these
  
  Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
  
  I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
1' tungsten cube
- u sure that would fit? real boxes have thickness
  
  Well then are you dimensions the inner or outer volume?
  
  how can boxes be real if hell's not real
a black hole
Camera and batteries. Turn it on and send it. I'm about to host the hottest twitch stream.
- Hell has wifi? Sure. Why not?
  
  There's definitely wifi and printers in hell.
  
  Yes, but its 2.4 only and stops working everytime Satan microwaves the outer layers of a frozen pizza pop.
  
  Starlink
Ice water because Mallory Archer told me that's what people there want
A bunch of battery powered fans and batteries
- It's going to hell, so I would put in dead batteries.
  
  i'd mix in some living ones too in a 10:1 ratio (of which order will be randomly decided)
The_SeveredHead
- What's in the box???
The asshole who invented the “reply all” button…
A cat.
The entrails of the last priest.
Nearly 7.5 gallons of Sagittarius A*
One essential organ of as many influential fascists as will fit. I'm thinking brain stem. That's smaller than a heart or spine
- Just the middle 2 cm of the aorta will do.
Snowballs
A sphere of annihilation and a portable hole
A snow cone machine. I might be mean.
Pius Religious people.

Doesn't make sense otherwise.