This question pops up every now and then on social media and it always blows my mind that there are people who wipe standing up. I just don't understand the logistics of it and it seems like it would make things more difficult.
I wipe in a position that is more like squatting, because standing up clenches the cheeks making it harder to clean, but sitting leaves the possibility of potentially dipping your hand in the toilet bowl.
I just feel that the International Ass Wiping Authority guidance 27881 should be followed. By standing the cheeks close slightly, which what the hell, why would I want to wipe that. I do understand the white paper, “Stank Bowl finding 87712-b” outlined the wack idea of wiping over the nuclear blast you just left introduces some risk, but it’s not significant enough to stand up and introduce additional ass closing issues.
I'm the total opposite, I can reach my ass fine standing up but I've tried wiping while sitting and having to cram my hand between the seat and my ass is just disgusting and I have a terrible angle on it since my hand is going down into the bowl and has to then make an almost 90 degree turn to reach anything. If you could explain this I'd be grateful honestly