What would be first (few) thing(s) you would do if you were, right now, thrown into a Stardew Valley world Yr1 D1 but not as the farmer?

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/52051083

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Get a job as a cashier at Marnie's. Lord knows she's never there!
sleep a day, head down to Willy and go fish.
- Fishing gang!! Idk why, I love fishing even though it seems tedious, it is really calming to me lol.
- My first thought was forage but fishing is way smarter.
  
  Foraging the first day probably makes the most sense - you're not the farmer, Willy might not just give you a rod, but the training rod is cheap enough.
Hang with Linus until day 5 and get him to teach me how to live off the land.
"Come to an agreement" with Lewis about getting a weapon using his underwear location as leverage.
Make money diving into the mines and share the loot with Linus.
Bribe Lewis to allow us to build a house together somewhere. Maybe the forest between Clint and jojomart.
- Tbh I feel like Linus wouldn't want to that. I see Linus as someone who very much chooses to live the live he lives, living in a tent and such so I doubt you would get him on board to get a house in the town
  
  There's a plot moment where Robin offers to build him a house with running water, and he explodes... so I think you're on the money there
- TBH if linus tops i'm dtf
I'll be the cat or dog hanging around close the the farm, hoping to get adopted
Along with the forage and fishing thing, I'd probably go help the hat mouse repair the abandoned house and be roommates with them.
Marry the farmer
- You can't on Yr1 D1, they won't have an upgraded house
  
  Good point. Then I'll get in line like everyone else and bribe them with mail.

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