Anti-vaxxers in a nutshell

And in 2006, Pluto was declared not a planet. Also in 2006, Facebook went public. Coincidence? I think not!

plutocracy confirmed

So, you're saying for thousands of years nobody knows about Pluto. Then a handful of people suddenly start obsessively monitoring the night sky and enumerating every object they can see in a big journal. More and more of them start building bigger and bigger telescopes, blowing enormous sums of money on this seemingly pointless hobby. They're spending the most productive years of their lives sleeping through day so they can wake up in the middle of the night and count celestial objects. And then you're telling me Pluto caused Autism?

I think you've placed the cart before the horse.

So you’re saying autism caused Pluto? 😳
- It's the only conclusion that makes sense.

Can we please get an autistic info dump on pluto in this thread

- are you single
- Planet = 76 years - Dwarf = 19 years
  Planet wins. Dwarf can't even drink yet.
- God bless copy-pasta and Moronic-o-Pedia.

I'm withholding opinion until I hear from Jenny McCarthy on this.

I'm just gonna hold my pinion til I see her.
- But what does Ja have to say on this?

Remade it in a different aspect ratio for my banner, feel free to steal

please make a c/spurriouscorrelations
- Not sure why you're asking me instead of OOP...

Correct, just like nic cage movies cause kids to drown

Or did those with autism cause Pluto? Correlation does not prove causation. They weren't able to fully connect the dots in the case of vaccines. They only saw a mere common "trend" among the research and ran with it.

You at it again Andrew Wakefield?

As an autist, I agree. I wouldn't be like this if it wasn't for that damn ~~planet~~ space rock!

They should rename Pluto to Aminoglycoside since Pluto is associated with a planet in older literature.

Okay, look. I'm tired of living a lie. I caused autism. And I'm glad.

Straw men have only ever existed on planets. There are no straw men on Pluto. Therefore, Pluto is not a planet.

Checkmate atheist

Nice example for: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correlation_does_not_imply_causation

You don't really trust this leftist liberal biased wikipedia, do you?
(/s to be sure)

They (the anti-vaxxers) didn't know about autism before they were born, therefore, antivax causes autism?

What caused the existence of trans people?

unix
Genetics, mostly. But socialization, culture, etc possibly. There have been trans people as long as there have been people. Some cultures were more accepting than others. I'd encourage you to check out Native American Two Spirit people for an ancient way cultures of the area perceived some kinds of trans people, often in a quite positive way.
A lot of Autistic people are trans
- Why do party balloons sometimes drift north?
  The string, they let go of it.
  The wind was blowing that way.
  I think it's a good parallel.
Loneliness and a high lack of self-understanding.

There fixed pluto for you