It's a machine for boomers to consume their daily dose of adverts and propoganda. Typically comes with a number based control device allowing for the input of infinite channel numbers. However the typical user gets confused when counting above five and refers to that as unnecessary new fangled.
In more rural areas anything beyond 4 may be considered too advanced
What's the context for "now, Aaaaaahhhhhhh!" in the top right??
A good tabloid doesnt need context
Oxymoron
I suspect it's a little too silly for even a tabloid - I'm wondering if this is from Viz or Private Eye or similar?
It's Frank Costanza advertising relaxation mantra "Serenity now"
It's time for the airing of grievances
Not sure, but the section underneath it is about Prince Andrew so it does make sense.
it's super liminal advertising.
they are telling you to relax, now.