Coverage of Luigi trial only getting weirder

Very strange article. I guess this author went down some wikipedia rabbit holes and feels the need to tell you what he found. Highlights:

• Author finds women scary and unsettling
• The judge's dad was lee harvey oswald's probation officer when he was a kid, and testified at the Warren hearings that he shot JFK due to too much TV which the author finds not only plausible but obvious
• Luigi's lawyers are married couple, and the husband needs to schedule around his other case, Sean Combs

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