Like Neo in The Matrix and "I know kung fu", what one ability would you choose to upload directly to your mind?

Universal language module. Not to translate all into English but to understand all of them.

Ability to complete a household project with only 1 trip to the hardware store.

I want the entirety of mathematics indellably etched into my mental model. I want to see the math behind everything in reality the way Neo saw the matrix code in the walls of the grubby apartment buildings.

Math, so so much math...

Polyglotism. Being able to speak every language would be practically a superpower.

I'd upload a few languages. Instantly being able to speak and read an array of languages and traveling the world would be fun.

Download more RAM. My working memory is shit (ADHD).

"I know how to make myself do the thing I planned to do."

Whatever is fun and makes money. Tired of being bored and broke all the time.

The ability to upload any ability into my mind that I can think of and be amazing at it.

Shashahshaaa!

Runs away and throws pocket sand

How to people.

I have great ideas and am horrible at explaining them.

I would immediately download more RAM. No hax. Really works.

Read and write all languages. Be it swahili, mandarin, latin, hieroglyfs, python, c++ or java. ;)

If I could have something magical: I'd like to be able to accelerate my thinking so I can have as long as I want to think things through

If it's gotta be real: easier to use memory, I feel like I have no idea what's going on bc I forget shit, but it's not forgotten I just didn't remember that memory at the right time even though I had it..

Talking to people hasn't been going well lately

Probably the ability to not be an unbalanced idiot 24/7. I literally fell up the stairs twice this week. There are few people who are less scatter-brained than me.

I would use it as a Total Perspective Vortex and dump the scale of the universe into my mind.

the ability to think calmly and rationally

The ability to make an ability uploading tool.

Speaking Korean, I live here for 4 years already and despite pushing moderatelly to learn it, I don't speak it at all. Everything I learn I forget very fast again.

I'd love to know how to dance, I mean really properly dance for every situation, not just a generic two foot shuffle. I've seen some people who can dance properly and they looked cool as fuck.

I want to understand, intrinsically, and be able to manipulate to my liking, all the financial systems of the world.

At worst, I'd quickly become a well-paid accountant. At best, I'd become an extremely talented, untraceable, modern Robin Hood.

Guitar sounds fun

Musical ability — perfect pitch, great rhythm. I'm an okay musician after years working at it, but I'd love to be better.

Playing the piano and other instruments like a master. Music conveys feelings we can’t convey otherwise.

Psychotherapy

Ability to fold a fitted sheet.

C2-niveau francais, s'il vous plait.

edit or as translate google would put it: niveau C2 de francais, merci.

Big dick energy

Time travel

Unlimited energy reserves would be nice. If I had half the energy I had when I was 16 I'd be fucking golden

Either having a complete understanding of modern-day physics or knowing how to play the violin.

The ability to perform high level mathematics and computer science tasks including programming languages and logic.

Kung Fu

I moderate amount of control of my mental health

The ability to deal with the rush and then persistence of negative feeling whenever anything bad happens, my routine is thrown off, or even I have to do something I'd rather not, because I do not cope well with any of those, and it causes me to shut down.

The usual advice is to "bury it", "hold it" or "suck it up" for some unspecified later time, but that was basically my old coping mechanism and It Does Not Work™ any more.

So I'd like the upgraded version of that. Whatever it is. Preferably a version that won't break or occasionally malfunction (we call those "Warning signs", kids) like the original one did.

Is Charisma an uploadable skill? If so, I'd love to upload the entire library to displace my Charisn'tma.

Skateboarding. Looks so fun

I know how to sew anything. I love to binge sewing vids so being able to take some scraps and make cool shit would be amazing.

"I know how to understand and speak every language with the proper accent. Wöáh."

Medicine. If I could get an upload to make me an instant doctor, that would be amazing.

Auto maintenance and repair

OR

household maintenance and repair; handyman stuff

The ability not to forget all things when I grow older.

Playing the piano, or just singing at a professional level. Would be amazing to know, but takes years of constant practice and teaching to learn.

Whatever skills would result in what the deep mediators to control autonomic functions like heartrate and could mimic death. I don't just want the control thing though I want the whole kit that comes with it which would likely have some martial arts. figure like and ideal shaolin type of thing.

Deduction, at superhuman speed of course just like neos kung fu speed.
Deduce the optimal stock market traction to gain a big chunk of capital so I can than deduce the best proper services to provide, or find the proper projects

NZT-48 + CPH4 = 🧠

I did Brazilian Jiu Jitsu for a while untill after the 3rd injury I realised this isn't going to be good on the long run and I stopped doing it. However, it was long enough to see what a magical power that is so I'd say that being able to posses the skills of a black belt without going thru the training would be quite nice.

People don't realise how helpless you'll feel trying to wrestle with someone who knows what they're doing. Being bigger and stronger will not save you unless you get really lucky.

maths.

I never had enough brains to not suck at maths.

Ability to play the guitar like Gilmour, EVH, Page and Hendrix.

Being able to feel joy/happiness. I really don't understand or know what those things are but everyone says it's wonderful and awesome. So It would be awesome to experience it at least once.

Psychology.

I assume psychology is very useful for social interaction, but complicated and mid-impact enough that I personally wouldn't bother to analog-learn it.

being able to inspect/ appraise any item and get comprehensive details about it.

it would be great to spot antiques and famous works from garage/ lawn sales.

Sex probably

If I had that technology, I would upload everything available on file. The common fictional notion that you could "fill up" your brain is wrong.

Knowing every tree, plant, insect, ...

My first thought was also languages, but all the classes for a bachelors in nuclear engineering would be nice. Huge passion of mine and I can't really pursue a degree at this point in my life

How to fluently speak a foreign language. I'm A2 with French but I could live with Spanish or German as well.

Mind control.

Having a strong speech skill. I'll have the silver tongue needed to talk and utilize etiquette to get what I need and want. Maybe even pick up someone too.

Math, specifically gambling.

How to speak Japanese. I'd move there in a heartbeat.

Tell me it doesn't use alien DNA like In Prey (2017)

"I know how to make piles of money while sitting on my ass" (without being a psychopathic CEO, a crypto bro or a "fintech" con artist, for the sake of not hating myself)

Then I can use my money to buy the services of anybody who has the other abilities I need while still sitting on my ass, and feel good providing employment at the same time.