Yeeeep that's a butt plug
72 0 Replyreally convoluted way to make that base flair tho
37 0 ReplyLooks edited in
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Imagine if you lost your balance and it tore your fartbox asunder
51 0 ReplyWhenever I see a one-bar prison or something like this, I think of earthquakes and the years of surgery you’d need to repair those organs
10 0 Replythat's why RACK is better than SSC
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@fartboxasunder@lemmy.ml, you’ve been summoned
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Mage: levitates
Rogue: builds that contraption
Monk: uses a stick and core strength39 0 ReplyRogue, still just chilling on the perch 10 hours later.
7 0 ReplyOn that type of "seat"?
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No my dude, that's the bard's version
3 0 Replythe bard convinces you that they are in fact levitating, by arguing that everything is always levitating as atoms cannot touch
the fact that they suddenly know what an atom is, and that this somehow makes sense to the target, is not to be dwelled upon
1 0 ReplyThis is 100% bard hijinks.
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The real magic is his right hand grows back
17 0 ReplyLeft.
7 0 ReplyHis right hand is fine.
3 0 ReplyCorrect. My left, his right.
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Just jump on and hope you hit the bullseye
14 0 Replythe book series "book of the new sun" has the best feeling of this sort of vibe imo
4 0 ReplyI have it digitally and have been meaning to read it for a long time but just haven’t gotten around to it like most of my books
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Bros arm is ballin
2 0 ReplyYeah, but the butt plug is doing the heavy lifting.
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