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UlyssesT [he/him] @hexbear.net

8mo ago

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Irony masks may have worked a decade ago, but they're as outdated as his "doge" shit now.

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god i hate it when he tries to be funny
- Every time he makes a joke, I get the feeling that humanity evolving a sense of humor was a mistake. I can’t wait until he inevitably tries to wipe out all life on earth because “I did it for teh lulz!”
  It really brings the sincerity of their tradcath beliefs into question because they certainly don’t act like they fear hell themselves.
  
  I gotta admit he/Himmler was kinda funny if stripped of context
A billionare in his 50's thinks that old ass Reddit-tier humor like "I did Nazi that coming" isn't cringe
lmao
- He tries to be the hip meme man, but he's really your aunt who still emails you LOLcats.
  
  My aunt's Grumpy Cat memes were actually funny tho.
reminds me more of Henry Ford
I am a pun enjoyer but these are so tired and forced and don't say anything. it's like he wants to get across "nuh uh, you are" but his motivation is to be liked by the fascists he's cultivated in his personal sandbox and he doesn't want to imply Nazis are bad so he vaguely references Nazis with shitty "wordplay" that doesn't actually have any content
- At least Henry Ford was an actual great industrialist who revolutionized manufacturing. Musk turns everything he touches to shit.
  
  First as tragedy then as farce
He/Himmler
Thanks for introducing thy pronouns, Elon
This one actually gave me a mini-stroke, to see The Most Reddit Phrase being said by The Most Reddit Man... it feels like I'm witnessing an elemental force
"Someone called me Hitler? I should make 2 stupid playground tier jokes and them say something transphobic as a retort! That will show that I'm not a fascist clown."
- That guy seems very close to going into "Hitler was actually cool" territory. And his le epic doge bros are gonna eat that shit up.
It's like 2016 gamergate reddit found a time machine and colonized 2009 narwhal bacon reddit
- Please god... stop... the memories 🛑
  I'm just glad I found that shit cringey back then at the time too. There was a whole-ass few year period where everyone was making bacon flavored shit. Pretty sure Denny's (the shitty interstate-side restroom/pancake hole) had a bacon milkshake...
It's like he runs all his comments through an AI script that exclusively scrapes from
circa 2015.
This guy genuinely is bad at everything, from car "design" to attempting to be funny.
Literally Reddit personified.
some european thing compares musk to hitler
I just assume it's a supporter when I read that

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