xkcd #2995: University Commas
xkcd #2995: University Commas
The distinctive 'UCLA comma' and 'Michigan comma' are a long string of commas at the start and end of the sentence respectively.
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Put them all together to summon Christopher Walken!
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I once had a "roommate"* for several months that did a ridiculously good Walken impersonation. Like, good enough that if you recorded it and played it back to back with a real Walken recording, it would be extremely difficult to tell them apart.
The problem was, he would do this constantly. Sometimes going days in end refusing to speak normally. I once overhear him dirty talking to himself while masturbating and using the voice. It was awful.
*Very long, funny-in-the-telling type of story that was genuinely fucking awful
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mac, and, cheese
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Whoever wrote the explanation for this one went ALL OUT. Seriously impressive.
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for example, the very idea of a "Brown comma" might more readily resonate with the concept of the Brown note.
Whoever it was, well played.
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Time to make a new text expansion: “ “=“, ” This way, every time you hit space, you also get a comma.
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Yale, I beg you, please turn your "Yale Comma" into a Yale Colon
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“Yale Colon” seems like something you get first year by eating in Connecticut
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I'd never heard of the Cambridge or Princeton commas. Assuming this isn't just a joke and they really exist, they can both go fuck themselves. Also that Cornell, needs to be a semicolon.
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