When you get surprised with breakfast in bed, are you supposed to pretend you don't have to get up and piss?
When you get surprised with breakfast in bed, are you supposed to pretend you don't have to get up and piss?
I'm not sure this happens irl. Is breakfast in bed a real thing or just tv? I don't want crumbs in my bed.
Crumbs? In my bed? How thoughtful of you!
I only got breakfast in bed when I was sick and it was never a big deal, just a bowl of warm porridge or oatmeal and some juice
There isn't a rule that you can't go take the piss, properly wash up, and return to your comfy bed & breakfast
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Taking notes. If my houseguests wake to shit, kick them out.
There are these pretty big trays with collapsible supports so you can put it around your legs and not need to worry about making a mess.
Also not everyone has to pee immediately.
do you not catheterize yourself before you go to sleep?
After I posted this yesterday I was thinking that the only time I ate in bed was the hospital, but I was cath'd.
If they don't provide a piss jug, is it really breakfast in bed?
You're supposed to piss on the breakfast to establish dominance.
I get up earlier to make breakfast for the family but we don't have the little trays for breakfast at bed so, no, it's not real
Having experienced the momday for some time this is accurate.