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chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Nakoichi [they/them] @hexbear.net 2 days ago

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I promise you nothing can prepare you for what I found at work with the Halloween merch

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As is loaded i was thinking huh Spy vs Spy halloween costumes are cool

Then as I saw the rest
Spekkktre of Halloween
🎵 Some of those that carve pumpkins, are the same that burn crosses 🎵
Uh... yeah... uh... Gnome Ghost Gang (GGG)?
cut lil ghost!!!

edit: it's not a cute lil ghost we all know this
- I just like, can't fathom how that made it from design to approval all the way to the store shelves and nobody was like waiiiit a minute
  
  I can
What the fuck...
- Told you you were not prepared.
  
  Manmade horrors beyond my comprehension...
Unlimited gegnomecide on the firSSt world
Does it have a lump of flesh protruding from its neck?
- Only klansman with a chin
- No that's a nose. It's supposed to be one of those cute little gnome stuffies but whoever made this knew exactly what the fuck they were doing.
  
  Like this
- that's it's cock
Is it at least a dog-toy?
- No it's actually full of Styrofoam beads which is totally on brand because it will kill your dog.
  
  I am not joking.

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