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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

10mo ago

Woke Content Detector: NOT RECOMMENDED

Pro-DEI: WOMAN (BLACK). Femoid Empowerment: Female teaches you (a man.) SJW: Business Casual.

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not many people know this, but the Chinese invented the typewriter and in the mid-1800s all of their typists rebelled. it was called the Typing Rebellion and tens of millions died.
- :peltier-laugh:
- More like black PROPAGANDA
  
  how’s about I take a propa ganda at them honkers
Still mad that my school had this instead of Mario Teaches Typing
- Mario is woke too because he saves a femoid princess.
  
  Most of the time it's just Toad though
- I have a vague memory of a spaceship. Maybe i was firing a laser? I remember it being hard at first, but I Got Gud, and as an adult people are impressed with my typing speed.
the weird pseudo-office background art in those programs was a vibe tho. i don't remember literally anything else about it except the empty vaporwave mall aesthetic
May this bacon. How I've missed you(not really, I never got used to using homerow and type like some sort of shitty pianist)
If Mavis Beacon teaches typing 8 is SOoooooOOOOOO good.
Where's the other 7 of 'em?
- 8 was the beginning of the downfall of the series by rewriting the lore established in volumes 1-3.
  
  Zombie ~~Simpsons~~ Mavis Beacon
Does that make Typing of The Dead the non-woke alternative?
- One of the words to type is "W O K E"
  
  Yeah but it didn't have the same connotations in 1998
- Typing of the Dead is woke and soy, but Typing of the Dead: Overkill is a masculine game for patriotic chads.

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