You have truly been blessed.
65 0 ReplyThat is an emergency I'd be glad she called so urgently
75 1 ReplyAbsolutely this is our version of Jesus on toast!
19 0 ReplySomething something his noodley appendage?
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a visitation by the FSM is truly a blessing
39 0 ReplyShe has been selected. She is The One.
3 0 ReplyShe is nobody's bitch.
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My wife does this, scaring the crap out of me every time. We'll be driving or something and she'll yell "oh my God!" and I'll slam on the brakes and be like "What! What is it?", and she's like "I just saw a Chihuahua in a top hat!".
25 0 ReplyI just saw a Chihuahua in a top hat!
Did she get pics? That sounds adorable.
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Your wife might be a dude like us.
22 0 Reply14 0 ReplyEspecially if she’s “cooking” spaghetti-Os for dinner.
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2 0 ReplyBring the rhythm with your hand. Save me — I’m together with your plan.
5 1 Replywow
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works in mysterious ways...
3 0 ReplyCareful it might bite
3 0 ReplyThat's a lot of spaghetti-o's
1 0 Reply:)
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