How dare he

No units -> my brain reads those numbers as ages...

Those elves are too young to be dating.

dang they're pretty old

If anyone is interested, here is the original (I think):

Finally a height meme where I can understand the heights given

I immediately thought they were talking about weight.

6'6" (247.5 Oreo Cookies for those of you who use that measurement). My wife is 5'1" tall.

When I was growing up my mom would always say "the tall girls are going to love you!" Every tall girl I ever asked out shot me down in flames.

This post is lit because of the cm measurements.

Height in centimeters? I don't entirely get this.

A difference of ~11" 4/5ths, or about 6' 2" vs 5' 2". 📐

Gosh I love Edelgards design

How is that a meme?

Ha! As if a mere angle could out-influence my rejection sensitivity.