Eyes closed. Avoid light. Feel your way to the bathroom. Make sure toilet lid is up (or sit, I’m not judging). Make sure you’re not accidentally in the closet.
Instructions unclear, am now secretly gay
Just from sitting down to pee once? I knew it
Well, now your out of the closet.
If I did this I'd end up blindly stepping on a giant house spider or one of the many bugs they're supposed to be eating. I have too many critters sneaking into my bathroom
When my mom was pregnant with my eldest sister in Greece, she apparently once headed to the bathroom, only to find a scorpion waiting on the doorknob.
Stepping on a spider seems preferable.
One eye open, switch light on, pee.
Switch light off, open opposite eye, go back to bed
No lights at all, sit down to pee, go the fuck back to sleep.
aaand I fell into the toilet
My bathroom has a small nightlight in it. It's very dim, but just bright enough to pee by with minimal damage to the sleep cycle.
The light in my bathroom is piss-yellow, which I guess also helps because blue light is bad.
Slight adjustment: No lights, vape screen is now flashlight.
Nightlight. Use it when you're brushing your teeth too, no bright lights an hour before bed.
That moment? This is becoming my every day!
I accomplish this by keeping a weed pen in the pocket of my robe hanging within reach of the toilet...
RIP your REM cycle
I feel this, 1000%
This is the most relatable thing I've read all month.
Just pee in bed. Easy solution.
So no original experiences whatsoever huh
