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Mirena Unveils New Intrauterine Owl To Scare Sperm Away From Eggs

theonion.com Mirena Unveils New Intrauterine Owl To Scare Sperm Away From Eggs

WHIPPANY, NJ—Calling the contraceptive device a novel breakthrough in hormone-free birth control, the IUD brand Mirena unveiled a new intrauterine owl Thursday that perches near a patient’s eggs to scare away sperm. “This FDA-approved intrauterine owl can successfully frighten away sperm for up to e...

Mirena Unveils New Intrauterine Owl To Scare Sperm Away From Eggs

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