Mirena Unveils New Intrauterine Owl To Scare Sperm Away From Eggs
Mirena Unveils New Intrauterine Owl To Scare Sperm Away From Eggs
theonion.com Mirena Unveils New Intrauterine Owl To Scare Sperm Away From Eggs
WHIPPANY, NJ—Calling the contraceptive device a novel breakthrough in hormone-free birth control, the IUD brand Mirena unveiled a new intrauterine owl Thursday that perches near a patient’s eggs to scare away sperm. “This FDA-approved intrauterine owl can successfully frighten away sperm for up to e...
Another case of cat loving leftists bringing down the number of pure, white babies being born.
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