Finland did 9/11
It was getting a bit too sciency and not enough shitposty around here
I see two issues:
https://onion20.substack.com/p/20-years-ago-the-onion-covered-bushs
Uhhh... somebody call the BBC
The BBC is already there - the Finland balls with the giant Sweden penis.
Saddam Hussein is stored in the balls
Okay that one's just obvious.
If you look closely enough, you'll be able to find the toes sticking out and use that to catch him. But nobody thought to look for some toes sticking out of a forest.