Level 2: Change the word you emphasize with each stranger.
101 0 ReplyBonus absurd points if you emphasize "here"
34 0 ReplyMake the implication especially spicy by emphasizing "I".
9 1 ReplyNah “want” is the goat of absurdity here
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I want you TO know that I personally have no problem with you being here.
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"You are an OK guy. No matter what they say"
...and leave.
24 0 ReplyThis also works for political parties
22 0 Reply"I'm glad you're here. You're one of the good ones."
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As someone with CPTSD in the midst of a panic attack that I already know to be irrational and just trying to stable my mind so I can get back to writing...
You're the devil
14 0 ReplyIt's alright. Not sure why all the other comments said to ignore you, because you're okay in my book
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I used to be friends with a guy that would introduce himself and then ask where he might score some meth.
11 0 ReplyThis would fuck me up for life
6 0 ReplyI gotta toot this wtf 😂
4 0 ReplyChange parties to panties and now its a party
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