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Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works 1 mo. ago

Anon goes to the gym on the wrong day

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Halt! Citizen.
- That dong looks a lot like a goofy happy skellington
  
  It’s a boner.
tf is your problem, anon, get tf in there and start inspecting
Penises are adjacent to my line of work, but are still outside my area of expertise
- ObGyn eh?
  
  Butt doctor
  
  ObGym
So now you have to inspect penises. And?
Uh, the doctor is telling me he's a wizard. Should I be worried?
- Nah, but he might blast your ass off, and wear it as a hat.
Finally, My Time to shine.
- No shine, only inspect.

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