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196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

Track_Shovel @slrpnk.net

11mo ago

Nog

Yet if I shoot into the egnogg at the Christmas party, I'm a monster

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Can u get pregante...?
Great, now I have to find a way to work this into conversation.
- “Siri, make an all-day appointment on December 23…”
- "I hope this email finds you productively choking on smegnog."
  
  Too formal.
single tear rolls down cheek I'm sorry, but i must do it..
smegnog
- God damnit. That's beautiful
- Chunky soured milk, not yet cheese, but more cultured than regular eggcum, I mean cumnog.
- Question: what is smegma?
  
  smegma ballz hehe
  
  Baby mice
  
  ask your mother
  
  a foul substance of dubious origin
  
  Ear piercings.
Adding this to my drunken vocab
- "Waiter! Shots of cum for everyone!!"
  \ (Or did you mean the pregnog part?)
  
  " waiter shots of preg nogg for all!"
They keep plapping but still not preg nogg :3

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