Tim Walz is my dad

Last time this was posted i almost died but I've got the antibodies this time

Tim Walz is Goku, Kamala is Princess Zelda, Donald Trump is the Joker, and they're going to have a Yu-Gi-Oh! duel to save democracy. I'm an adult.

Is this real? Or is that person an irony poisoned shitposter?

Edit: oh god, he is an elected official. This is totally real… kill me please.

implied extrajudicial beating ~~of a child, by adults,~~ under color of authority

these are the people complaining about "impending fascism" but they have no class analysis so violence to maintain the system doesn't even register for them

Benjamin Netanyahu is the neighborhood serial killer who's using aunt Kamala's gun to do a school shooting every day.

This hurts me so much I have half a mind to remove it. But I will be strong family-guy-death-pose

Why do they always put themselves so close to these people in their fantasies? JD Vance is your bully? Kamala Harris is your aunt (I'm glad they didn't call her Mom - There are enough sad men out there projecting mother issues onto women) and Tim is your dad?

They want to be the child of the main character so bad. Too bad they'll be sacrificed on the altar of capitalism like the rest of us.

I'm detecting Disney Family particles. hitler-detector

I'm convinced Americans spend 50% of their day just dreaming up revenge fantasies and excuses to shoot people istg

I will never forgive you

Foh with that weak shit. Your parasocial surrogates ain't about to do a fucking to them cept capitulate over and over to these guys even when you get majority seats (will override shit to give military arms though) and bust it wide open like kermit when they threaten a government shut down.

yikes-1 yikes-2 yikes-2 yikes-3

Even in his fantasy he’s the one being bullied and doesn’t at least stand up for himself.

Idk but i can never ask "how could peopple have just let the holovaust happen?" Again.

Libs love to dream about visiting this sort of (implied) violence on their political enemies

Yet the one time someone actually attempted violence against said enemies, they immediately rallied to the defense of their enemies

Kamala is mommy, Tim is daddy, I'm in the middle~

I pull out my robe and wizard hat.

Doing this kind of fantasy for your political representatives is of course cringe but I am much more bothered by the way this is written

Hard to figure out why exactly, maybe it's because it's structured like a TV scene with the narrative voice just being inane commentary? Like what does that "this is going to fun" at the end add? It would be better to just end it at the smile.

Well I got about 10 words in before I said nope.

If you want to play house, do that with consenting adults. I hate how a society raised by low grade media and shitty parents tries to force every other facet of life through their Freudian lens.