Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money
Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money
NEW YORK—Saying the choice was entirely in your hands, a report released Monday found that you could quit your job right now and just play PlayStation 5 until you run out of money. “At this very moment, you could walk out the front door of your office and go home to spend month after month playing G...
Don’t you fucking tempt me
To quote the article,
just do it—do it right now.
If that doesn't work there's always plan b: drinking yourself to death
If only I had a PS5...
Amateurs.... I have been doing this for more than a decade. Thank you Satoshi
the xinjiang stuff is actually way more insidious than cultural genocide and organ farming that msm tells you about
what they actually do is brainwash you into getting a job, during which they implant you with subliminal commands to get a mortgage and a family, programmed to activate after you complete the 'employment training'. after you fulfill these subliminal directives (with the help of targeted down payment discounts and government assigned gfs) the brainwashing wears off and suddenly all those rounded up prospective freedom fighters wake up, stuck on the hamster wheel for life
aint no one ever fed their kids on a freedom fighter's salary, lemme tell ya. these guys are just stuck being desk jockeys for the rest of their lives. fates worse than death
Please don't tempt me, I am barely holding on.
I've been jobless for around 2 years now because of depression and shit, finally got back into working and I hate myself for not starting up my world of warcraft career back up. I could be a wow king by now 🙃😂
I've made it 9 months since I quit.
Lotta chicken and rice but I thought I'd take my retirement before I die in the food wars
Hmm that's an interesting chicken or egg problem. Which will come first, the food wars or the water wars?
Bruh, I aim to the water wars. That's starting next year, I believe.
I am doing this right now with Starfield on PC, but I also spent 6 months playing no video games and busting my ass on open-source software which will help the resume. Sometimes when I'm F/T employed, I think "is it just gonna be the same loop forever?" and I think that's when you need a burnout break.
Permanently Deleted
Trained other skills.
Don't mention it was gaming skills, lol
I'm autistic as fuck and could not get employed for years.
You have to lie. Lying is the secret trick to getting a job. Get help lying from people willing to lie for you, and lie about your work experience. Fuck bourgoiuse ethics, you deserve to live and these fuckers gated it behind this kafkaesque song and dance, so just lie to their faces like they're lying to yours so you can get paid enough to live indoors.
Permanently Deleted
Because you commit suicide after 2 weeks?