I'm not entirely sure which description belongs to what OS.
Brown hair character (Sinji) goes with Purple.
Redhead character (Asuka) goes with Red.
Blue hair character (Rei) goes with Blue. [I think that her description should be centered on her more as it looks like it's for the white haired character imo...]
I straight up forgot that the white haired character (Kaworu) existed (Had to look his name up)
At least that's if the person making the meme has watched Neon Genesis Evangelion.
I probably should re-watch the show again, it's been a very long time...
Apple has always been defined as the boastful, narcissistic OS. It was Steve Jobs MO to be boastful that has carried on long after he's been gone.
Linux could be called "free but no sense of freedom" (the time involved to make it work the way you want) "many versions" is definitely Linux compared to all other OSs.
Idk about you, but I feel a great sense of freedom using Linux.
In terms of "many versions," my advice: Mint if you loved the Windows UI, Ubuntu if you want regular updates, Debian if you want rock solid reliability. That's it. That's all you need to know if you're new to Linux. Skip everything else until you're comfy, or if you like it, stay a while. There is nothing wrong with either of the three. You'll learn to hate Snap on Ubuntu, and once you do, just install Debian.
That you recommended 3 versions doesn't change that there are 100. https://xkcd.com/456/
You're right
