This reads like the sound of a deflating balloon, or rather this is a Deflating BALLOON "sound!!!" from the "driest" Wet boy in the History of BURGERLAND!
This reads like the sound of a deflating balloon, or rather this is a Deflating BALLOON "sound!!!" from the "driest" Wet boy in the History of BURGERLAND!
Driest wet boy. SAD! 
boomers: here comes a key word, better capitalize it!!
Welp, guess I'm a boomer now too. For penance, I will post my every thought on Facebook.
I yearn for an Alexander Edward dramatic reading of this post
They think if they write like that, their writing instantly has the force of law, if not the Constitution
He misses Biden so much
He's just sad he can't continue the Grumpy Old Men cosplay.
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Someone who's less lazy than me, please make this into the "Wolverine laying on bed holding picture wistfully" meme but with Trump's head on Wolverine and Biden in the picture frame.
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