I hate it so much I wanna get rid of it all by drinking it

“A problem with alcohol”? I think not; why, I am a professional. Good day, sir.

—me to the neighbor’s mailbox

Is that what happened to the blue wizards?

Ahh, booze. How I love thee.

"Do you drink alot?"
"No, I slop most of the alcohol."

🎶Alcohol my only friend...🎶

If you aren't drinking to the point of chest pains and losing feeling in the tips of your fingers are you even trying?