I really wanna see “you just can’t unfuck that couch” take off as a pop culture revision of “the cat is out of the bag” or “you can’t put toothpaste back in the tube”.
“Well we will never get THAT smell out of the cushions”
You know when those dolts were putting the Biden stickers on gas pumps - need an "I fucked this" sticker with Vance on it to leave on your in-laws couch when you visit for Thanksgiving or a baby shower.
those stickers were so trashy and annoying!
And don't forget, factually inaccurate because the President doesn't control the price of gas, oil companies and their purposefully restricted refining specifically to price gauge do.
Also, such a stupid design tactic as those stickers also stayed on pumps when the price of gas subsequently got pretty low, and then showed the opposite "effect" the chuds intended.
Or put em on those yard signs people have out
What do JD Vance and Rick James have in common?
Fuck yo couch!
This is like the real life version of "Tiger-Fucker" from Twisted.
One would expect a satisfied couch to be much more comfortable.
