11mo ago

Classic

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I had a client named Mike Cox. Rad dude, but I giggle to myself every time he answers the phone "Hello this is Mike Cox.."
- You gotta wonder what Mr. and Mrs. Cox were thinking naming their son Michael. Or Holden…
  
  They were thinking lol, wouldn't it be funny if he went by Mike?
  
  His parents, Chase Cox and Mary Cox?
- Captain Mike Hawke Sir! 😆🙄
- I knew a Michael Hunt growing up. His life in our rural Texas school went about as well as you could imagine.
Literally knew a Richard Holder.
- Dick Hayter (given name Richard) was the mayor of Manhattan, Kansas and my dad's boss at KSU.
  
  Had a buddy who's last name was Richards, his dad's name was Harry.
  Harry Richards... it had to be on purpose right?
  
  How can you be mayor of an island, a state and a person?
- His parents must be a hoot.
  
  Knew a man who's last name was Weiner. Parents named him Seymour. Maybe his parents first language wasn't English.
An ex girlfriend of mine had the last name of Pierce-Cox.
I'm in danger...
- Was her first name Chastity?
  
  No, but even if it was, I ain't here to share anyone's identity.
What if your LAST name was holden and your FIRST name was berries?
You would B.Holden to that name.
Reminds me of the classic cricket commentary - "The bowler's Holding the batsman's Willey".
My dad works with a guy whose name is Paul Hiscock. I didn't believe it until I heard his voicemail greeting.
- I knew a guy named Richard Odar, pronounced odor. He didn't go by Dick.
There used to be a U.S. senator (fittingly, a homophobic Republican) named Dick Armey.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Armey
Reminds me of that one movie...
- Surely you can't be serious
  
  I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
holdenators hooooo!

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