CRANK THAT LOG

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ALL my poops HURT and it's because I DON'T EAT ENOUGH FIBER

My DIET consists SOLELY of COFFEE and TACO BELL

PLEASE SEND HELP
- just eat BEAN BURRITOS they are CHEAP and Delicious
  
  BORTHER NOW IM JUST SHITTING MORE
  
  LAST TIME I ate a BEAN Burrito I SHIDDED MY PANTS during a WORK MEETING
- I sent a gift card for taco bell.
  
  THANKS BROTHER
ARRROOO THERE'S NUTHIN BETTER THAN A SMOOTH CLEAN SHIT MFER!!!!
NO WIPE CALL THAT A GHOST SHIT BROTHER!!!
THANK YOU LOG
AROOO I ATE A HABANERO AND MY BUTTHOLE IS ON FIRE 🔥
I came into this thread with questions, and found only more questions.......
- DAMN RIGHT BROTHER, NOW GET CRANKING THAT HOG AND JOIN IM THE FUNN AROOOO
SOMETIMES I LIKE A NICE WIDE SHIT TO REMIND ME THAT IM STILL ALIVE AND ABLE TO CRANK MY HOG ARRROOOOO
AYE THATS WHY I EAT PSYLLIUM HUSKS WITH EVERY MEEL AROOOOOO
Is the other gun named GOOD ASS?
- AROOOOOO YEAH BROTHER! THAT IS THE DICHOTOMY OF ASS!
  
  Yet they still have to work together if they want to clap.

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