Old school shitposting
Old school shitposting
37 comments
-
-
I heard it as
"In days of old,
When knights were bold
And condoms weren't invented,
They put their socks upon their cocks
And babies were prevented."
-
Yeah that's the one I know, though I think it sounds nicer with the wording I know:
"A sock was placed upon the cock, And babies were prevented"
-
The knights of old beat off into socks.
-
-
-
From a porta potty: Here I sit Tired and dirty Trying to hide Until 4:30
-
Yea this one got a genuine laugh out of me. Poor soul.
-
-
Here's some toilet poetry I read once:
Some come here too sit, think, and write on the walls. I come here too shit, stink, and scratch my hairy balls.
-
Wie Adolf Hitler throne ich hier, die braune Masse unter mir.
-
-
public unisex bathroom: "our butts have touched <3"
-
-
i used to fold a paper towel into a kind of bubble box and get it wet. then i'd throw it hard onto the ceiling where it would stick for about a minute. then i would wait for it to fall on someone coming in and i'd giggle for decades about it.
-
Here I sit, all broken-hearted
-
Thought I'd shit, but only farted
-
Tried to shit, but only farted
-
Then one day I took the chance
-
-
Tried to piss, but my ass parted
-
Paid a penny, but only farted
-
-
..and the Shithouse Poet strikes again!
-
..and the
ShithouseLatrine Poet strikes again!They changed their name to "Latrine". Sometime in the 9th century I believe.
-
It's a good change!
-
-
-
It’s the same person, they wrote on both walls
-
THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE SHITTER!!!
-
37 comments
I totally didn’t see this somewhere and start writing it on the walls in middle school:
Those who write on shithouse walls
Roll their turds into little balls
Those who read these words of wit
Eat those little balls of shit
I have some questions about the events being described here, but I think its best not to ask.
Too late, turd eater