I totally didn’t see this somewhere and start writing it on the walls in middle school:
Those who write on shithouse walls
Roll their turds into little balls
Those who read these words of wit
Eat those little balls of shit
61 0 ReplyI have some questions about the events being described here, but I think its best not to ask.
22 0 ReplyToo late, turd eater
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I heard it as
"In days of old,
When knights were bold
And condoms weren't invented,
They put their socks upon their cocks
And babies were prevented."
45 0 ReplyYeah that's the one I know, though I think it sounds nicer with the wording I know:
"A sock was placed upon the cock, And babies were prevented"
8 0 ReplyThe knights of old beat off into socks.
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Not enough doodle cocks & swastikas.
42 0 ReplyAnd that mobius strip style "S" thing
20 0 ReplyIt's called the cool S. Be respectful
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34 0 ReplyFrom a porta potty: Here I sit Tired and dirty Trying to hide Until 4:30
30 0 ReplyYea this one got a genuine laugh out of me. Poor soul.
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Here's some toilet poetry I read once:
Some come here too sit, think, and write on the walls. I come here too shit, stink, and scratch my hairy balls.
25 0 ReplyWie Adolf Hitler throne ich hier, die braune Masse unter mir.
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public unisex bathroom: "our butts have touched <3"
23 0 Reply19 0 Replyi used to fold a paper towel into a kind of bubble box and get it wet. then i'd throw it hard onto the ceiling where it would stick for about a minute. then i would wait for it to fall on someone coming in and i'd giggle for decades about it.
18 0 ReplyHere I sit, all broken-hearted
17 0 ReplyThought I'd shit, but only farted
15 0 ReplyTried to shit, but only farted
5 0 ReplyThen one day I took the chance
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Tried to piss, but my ass parted
4 0 ReplyPaid a penny, but only farted
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..and the Shithouse Poet strikes again!
10 0 Reply..and the
ShithouseLatrine Poet strikes again!They changed their name to "Latrine". Sometime in the 9th century I believe.
3 0 ReplyIt's a good change!
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in Germany it's the other way around.
9 0 Reply…the road lays a load upon you?
18 0 ReplyWie der Führer sitz ich hier
Die braunen Massen unter mir5 0 Reply
It’s the same person, they wrote on both walls
8 0 ReplyTHE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE SHITTER!!!
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