Literal CIA agent dies due to cancer, which the CIA says was caused by Havana Syndrome

To spell it out, drinking is one of the number one causes of cancer lmao it's up there with smoking and just bad luck with genetics

Regardless whether it is Havana Supersonic attack or cancer, it is a grand day for freedom when an imperial officer dies, especially before retirement

CIA (Cancer Inside Asshole)

i want havana syndrome to be something weird & paranormal instead of fake as shit because it would be funny to crack jokes like "good job losing to the space dragon, semper fi" and instead i just have to be bored and sad