This upcoming dating sim lets you romance household objects turned absolute fitties
This upcoming dating sim lets you romance household objects turned absolute fitties
Date Everything! is an upcoming sandbox dating sim that lets you romance over 100 household objects.
What the heck are "fitties"? I googled it, and after the sponsored ads for supplements, this article itself came up.
Some play on the word 'hotties' I guess? Maybe all the household objects are particularly 'fit'? Seems weird to me too instead of using hotties.
maybe they're British, it's pretty common over there to say "he's fit" when calling someone attractive.
The couch will be very popular, for sure!
Fun fact: In shipping, a person 'dating' an object is called a cargo ship.
That all seems very, very strange.
I never craved a toaster or a color T.V.
Back in my day if you had a vacuum cleaner kink, you kept it to your damn self!
Seriously though, these games aren't for me but I'm glad that people can enjoy them.
"Objects are made by men and used for many purposes. But we never…love…objects."
—James Franco
"There's nothing going on with the ottoman! That's a business relationship!"
—ibid
Refrigerator senpai?!? https://youtu.be/gYXHnkhRwCY?si=l1EcFXzJE_EX-dL_
FINALLY I CAN PLOW MY WATER HEATER
Obviously I am gonna date and sleep with my bed.