Cyclist Julien Bernard fined for kissing wife during Tour de France
Cyclist Julien Bernard fined for kissing wife during Tour de France

Cyclist Julien Bernard fined for kissing wife during Tour de France

Cycling's governing body says the fine is for "unseemly or inappropriate behaviour".
I don't know much about cycling, I assume she was passing a large amount of performance-enhancing substances directly into his mouth?
French Kissing is notorious for passing objects between mouths. The French know this is fake intimacy - a real man would high five his wife. Or at most provide a brief hug. But prolonged contact? With a mucous membrane right after a sweaty sporting event? Disgusting. How could the French allow such unseemly behavior pollute cycling, the purest of all sports?