Man stopped by US police for driving with huge bull in passenger seat
Man stopped by US police for driving with huge bull in passenger seat
Nebraska police were shocked to discover the huge Watusi bull
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Holy crap, custom fitted care for the big boy, hilarious
He must've fitted in that half windshield too right? No way you can just cut one in half without it cracking
isn't this exact use case what they built the Heifer Occupied Vehicle lanes for?
Imagine that bull taking a dump in your car.
I'd rather imagine it taking a dump in his car. Partially because it means I have to use less imagination resources.
You did notice that the entire right side of the car is covered in shit right?
"Officer, you'll have to excuse me, but this is bullshit"
"Sir, I assure you this is a perfectly legal sto..."
"No, like real bullshit. Howdy Doodee just dropped his namesake in the back seat and it's starting to smell. Gimme a sec to grab a pan and shovel"
He has that yellow guard attached to his car, though, because Safety First!
That guard is both sides, to restrict movement, usually for treatment of claws and wounds.
Edit: ok, maybe not both sides here, but it originally was.
This is where you buy the fancy warrantied shocks for just one side.
Mate, if you want to hang a pair of testicles from your rear bumper, buy the fake ones. This isn’t a ”size counts” thing. You don’t need to compensate.