1y ago

Texas Cheese Fries

The advertisement said “Shredded cheese with bacon and jalapeños”. It was $10.

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Did they just open a bag of frozen fries and let them thaw on the counter before serving?
None of this looks like food.
- It barely even looks like food components.
I virtually never return food. But I'd sure as hell return that.
- Growing up there was this punk house in my town I spent a lot of time at. For some reason they had a giant bag of packing peanuts, and someone said they were edible. We proceeded to eat a fair number of them. Not like a ton, but probably a few each. Definitely more styrofoam than a person should eat.
  There was also a small trampoline in the living room and I remember one day where it was declared acceptable to nut-punch each other. Just adding that to give context for the collective genius at work there.
  Anyway, I guess that was my body's introduction to microplastic.
  
  If they dissolved when you ate them don’t worry, you probably just ate corn that wasn’t processed in a way intended for human consumption 👍
  
  I also ate packing peanuts at a punk house, no living room trampoline unfortunately haha. Is this just a punk house thing?
Damn OP you in prison?
Fucking yikes, I would not have paid for that. Looks like it was already eaten once.
What the absolute fuck is wrong with those jalapenos? Almost thought it was sauce but it's only on the inside of the peppers. Are they not ripe? 🤢
Also: Where the motherfuckin' cheese at?!
- I've cut up a lot of jalapeños and I've never seen them do this, it's upsetting.
  I simply must believe it's cheese somehow. Somehow!
Mmm boiled fries with milk
Jesus Christ. I just saw the body of your post which implies that this was something you had to pay for. Were you by chance the victim in a prank show?
I was so confused by the round white bits, my brain kept saying "mushrooms" because of the colour but also recognising it isn't mushroom shaped, took me far too long to realise it was jalapenos covered in some sort of sauce/dressing.. Either way, that looks grim.
- I thought it was mold 😬
And it’s in a takeout container, which means you paid too much for it and it was cold and soggy when you finally got it.
F
- Even worse, a takeout container next to a box with packing peanuts in it. Did they get soggy fries shipped to them?
Ok wow this is truly shitty. Everything looks soggy and sad.
Pitiful rubbery bacon, greasy unmelted shredded “cheese”, and whatever that white shit on the jalapeños is. I might have smashed that container face down on the counter if someone handed me that.
10/10 post
shredded ricotta cheese?
Looks like someone ate shitty barbecue then puked on raw fries.
I'm a little conflicted about whether this is clearly shit or some pretty dope ass fries
It depends on the quality of the fries and the cheese (and the jalapenos), which I'll assume is poor and the overall product is therefore shit, but ngl I was hankering for them a little when I saw those big jalapeno slices
Call the health department on that place.

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