General TBP Snark
General TBP Snark
As requested, a thread for general snarking that may not need its own post.
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The whole I can’t believe I’m here, this is a dream come true. Does she not realize that anyone can be a D23 member…you just need to buy a membership. Not as special as she thinks it is…though free is probably nicer lol
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I feel most people hate Tim’s coffee (but drink it out of convenience) and then there’s Sarah being the one person to miss it while she’s away lol. She’s def on their payroll 😂
Also every single day she has a new “favourite” thing just so she can put another affiliate link out there for her sheep to click on just because it’s Sarah’s fave thing 🙄
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A healthy reminder for the Queen of Filters.
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There is zero chance somebody mistook Shane for Kelce 🤣 She makes up the most random lies
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Is anyone else still mad she seemingly got away with the “shrinking Shane” video. She really should’ve got FARRRRR more heat for that than she did. It bothers me so much because that was by far her most obvious use of filters yet and it just got swept under the rug.
Idk who could’ve done it but it really should’ve made more rounds on social media for a bigger audience to see. Just another thing she gets away with though :(
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Does she actually think people care about her outings to Costco 😴😴😴
ETA: not HER judging Shane for buying something of interest to him when she’s literally out every day of the week buying more shit they don’t need. She’s the worst, how can he even stand to be with her. (Although they don’t seem like they eat many things to need a smoker but that’s his choice to get one and she needs to stfu)
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I knew her bs Disney post a few weeks ago sounded familiar!
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I find her posts are utter nonsense. She thinks she is interesting but shows off how education and curiosity has failed her. She has followers and crap to sell. Thats it. My friends have more interesting lives and observations and they aren’t on social media speaking/selling to the masses.
It’s an insult knowing intelligent women subscribe and listen to BP (and not just her… all these women like Jilly and Kaitlyn) who are narcissists using their female audience to swindle goods to and speak rubbish.
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So she was silent because her therapist and business guide told her to take a day off from social media every so often. About time someone told her to do so. Maybe they should tell her to not share every moment of her life while they’re at it? And maybe to not share every moment of poor L’s life anymore.
But never fear! She’s back and it’s a busy week!! 🙄 and then she comes back and shares pictures from the weekend like she wasn’t posting all day from the pool just on Sunday lmao
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Poor kid, she has to try to outshine his moment with her fake ass self 🙄🙄
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I wonder how Shane feels having to film her while she eats a cookie, what stupid fucking content.
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This photo haunts me 😂
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Imagine your mom having to make a show and dressing like this to take you to a movie lol. I know it’s a movie premiere but still, you’re going with your 13 year old son!!!
She so badly hopes she sees Ryan Reynolds and he’ll mistake her for Blake or something lol
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Busted out the size 4 body and everything. That looks so uncomfortable and not practical for summer. It's an ugly outfit no matter what lol
Someone on here mentioned how she is trying to trade up from Shame and I can totally see it. It cracked me up he didn't care about her "hot" outfit and only that there were holes in it.
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I hope she melts wearing this when it’s this hot out. All for a desperate attempt for attention.
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She’s going to sit in a theatre for almost 2 hours wearing these tight clothes and eating popcorn with a spoon.
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I looked at the size chart from her wearing a "m" and I call total BS. A size 29 waist and size 6-8 in a shirt with a little stretch, according to her. What happened to her 10-12 persona? She's just getting bolder and bolder. I wear a 6-8 and I'm considered "petite". Her followers don't question any of her lies really baffles me!! It's like being gaslit in real time.
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She looks like the shrunken head in Beetlejuice. WTF with that noggin
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Imagine seeing someone dressed like this, walking through the popcorn-encrusted carpeted corridors of the Cineplex theatre
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Updated socialblade numbers. Alix Earle's socialblade numbers continue to highlight how problematic The Bird Papaya is. According to socialblade in the last 30 days The Birds Papaya has gained 132,000 followers. Alix Earle has gained 51,700 followers. How on earth has The Birds Papaya gained 81,000 MORE followers than Alix Earle in only 30 days? Since the SI Swim show Alix Earle and boyfriend Braxton Berrios (famous NFL player, 500K followers on IG) attended Cannes and were featured all over the news. Alix spoke at Cannes and hosted events. Alix had multiple major brand launches. A spread print/online feature in ELLE USA. Alix and Paris Hilton launched a collab with fun videos. Style-wise Alix showed a glammed up shift post SI runway. Fans reactions to Alix's new look, they love it. What has The Birds Papaya done in this timeline? She attended a press screening for Celine Dion's documentary and she shook her butt with cowboy boots on. She's had one feature on yahoo style.ca (paid) that also ran in the UK Mirror tabloid. The feature focused on a Mom who's not afraid of cellulite. Alix Earle, a 23 year old model landed the 2024 cover of SI, walked the runway, used the moment and moved on. Meanwhile The Birds Payaya age 39.5 (mother of four) sits in her car in a Guelph Ontario parking lot. While trying to look like Alix Earle in her freshman era, The Birds Papaya goes on and on about her non-news worthy walk for SI(paid for by Knix a menstral product company). Make it make sense.
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Anyone notice how BOSSY she is in the videos? Hold this, do that, you’re next, this is where we’re going. How do they even stand her???
And the video where she’s signing and dancing to “I love it”, peep NK having to be the one to push lemon around in the stroller. Unbelievable, so Sarah can act like a child.
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Love Janette’s story poking fun at Sarah and the hello kitty crackers 😂
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Why is she posting pics like this from B and L’s bathroom? Go take these pics in your own bathroom. Once again, that Iceland ass is MIA haha
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I’m sorry but I do not like their swimsuits on her. They never look like they fit at all.
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They look awful. I don't know if it's the cut or the size she buys. Boobs like pushed down and squished. The back is loose, but the front is cut too high and tight? The straps look like they dig in but an awkward length at the same time. It just does her no favors, but to be fair, I think this would only look good on a tall and thin waif a la Kendell Jenner.
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Wonder if she’ll ever have breakthrough about why she uses filters constantly and lies about it? I’m just waiting for the day she has a big cry about that because she can’t keep up her fraud ways anymore.
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This is ridiculous. Where has two thirds of her whole body gone
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Do people actually believe this crap!!!!!!?? She literally puts ALL of her life online expect her running. Unless it’s at Disney that is
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I knew you would all find somewhere to settle after the Reddit exit but I finally found it! I feel like I’m home again haha
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I don’t think she understands the show is about the photographer not the subjects. And…of course she did a topless photo shoot
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Also she’s the one who photographed Sarah in a bikini and cowboy boots- and did those weird ass hand movements worshiping her body. Not to mention, Sasha was highly featured at this event. Another big Shine circle jerk. No thanks.
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OF adjacent
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Not seeing a lot of FUPA or arm flab in this pic
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Posted this before but I drove through Flesherton this weekend. That town has NOTHING going on. It seems really tired since COVID. Even the bakery is closed on a Sunday. Birdie really didn’t do her research.
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She’s incapable of not making things her entire personality. Now her whole personality is Twisters, every single week it’s something new. Like you don’t need to obsess over everything! It’s okay to just like/love something without going full speed.
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Calls Shame in to look at her shitty dress and is all of a sudden not embarrassed for him to watch her record a story. She is the ultimate hypocrite.
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I bet it absolutely KILLS her to play this not posting all day game because we all know how addicted she is to posting. She just wants attention, she’s always so transparent.
Tomorrow it’ll be “omg so many of you messaged me with concern, I just needed a day as my PMDD has been so awful” wah wah poor Sarah, pulling the PMDD disappearing act before going on a trip.
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"So anyway" is how I really feel about her posts. Especially lately. Grasping at straws these days. Nontent. Boring. Irrelevant
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She has absolutely nothing!
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So she’s all by herself and set up the camera to film this ridiculousness, edited it and posted it and believes she’s changing the world. Okay.
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When she pulled the bathing suit up her butt 🤢 once again, imagine this being your mother. I can’t believe she thinks she’s doing something important.
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She’s trying so hard to make her butt shape different than it is. It’s absurd how high up she’s hiked her bathing suit to try and appear differently than she is. That had to have been so uncomfortable. She clearly doesn’t value comfort, confidence, or acceptance. And it’s certainly nowhere close to the picture of her in the sxact same bathing suit in Iceland ( just a different color)
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I’m Cool Barbie watch me play with my toys 🤡
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Twisters is about to be pushed aside for a Deadpool personality after tonight 🙄🤡
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She probably soiled herself when Ryan mentioned Mickey Mouse.
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Sarah was out at the thrift store again today and picked up a vintage Victoria Secret sweater just like one she had when she was in high school. She regrets donating it. This woman’s attachment to things from her childhood is really strange to me. Has she mentioned anymore intensive therapy sessions? She should talk about why she needs all these things surrounding her - the childhood toys and clothes - but I doubt she’s continued. She did say it was exhausting!
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When you claim your body is the least interesting about you but finally admit it is all you got.
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The fact she’s now randomly in NYC? Must be nice to drop all responsibilities at home and jet off to NYC. The fact she just drops her kids like it’s no big deal and goes off for no reason.
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You can also hear her say "I'm having so much fun being child free" while at the toystore. As if she isn't child free every day while her ailing mom watches her toddler. But she's in her yes era. She's saying yes to everything, except being a present mother.
I'm not just being a bitch. I have teenagers too and yeah, they want less to do with you. Yeah you can get away with more free time. I do have more time to go to a happy hour or the gym, but she has a toddler!!! How is she ok just seeing her a few hours a week then fucking off to NYC after all the other trips she's been taking?
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She’s a movie critic 🎬. She’s going to try and lock eyes with Josh Hartnett perhaps
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What is this absolute nonsense? A video on loop of her child pulling down the front of her bathing suit bottom. It’s completely unnecessary 🤬
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Does anyone have any idea what she would be paid for the cup deal? I’m curious to know how something like this works.
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Another big career day for Birdie. Deciding what nails to wear, bragging about her new kitchen and bragging about her toy room that’s more for her than any of her kids bc I can assure you the 3 older kids don’t care about it like she is pretends they do lol
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I love that her main point was OTHER ADULTS who gasp at toys their had at that age. You’ve basically built a museum because we know she doesn’t play there. Yall barely even touch the basement or playroom.
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A museum couldn’t describe it better! She probably hates if L even tries to play with this stuff.
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Other adults. Who could they be? Becci? Briony? Do they gasp as she gives them the guided tour of her toy room? She never entertains the thought they may pretend it’s the greatest thing yet walk away giving her the hard eye-roll behind her back as she leads them upstairs to admire the renovations while standing before the magic mirror.
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Bragging Barbie, asking which size suitcase she should bring on her free trip
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For those of you in Canada. Please be sure to use this weeks Canadian tire flyer as your puppy’s pee pad or in your fire pit 🙄
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This entire story made me sick. She’s not a cool mom, I don’t need to see your boobs, I like that cream and now I can’t buy it and could the ‘gifted’ be any smaller?
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Omg I was legit just coming to post about this! I can’t believe she thinks getting sent free things makes her a “cool mom”, you’d be cooler if you went and got it for your kid just because you know they like it. Just like bringing home a Polly pocket for L the other day, she thought that made her cool too 🙄
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I cannot with those glasses (sunnies?). It’s what I imagine the pdf-files wear out at the playground where they watch children they don’t know from a park bench.
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Your videos kill me 🤣
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She’s posted 53 stories in the last 24 hrs while on vacation with her children. She really is addicted and can’t just put her phone down and enjoy precious family time it’s all about showing off 🤦♀️🤦♀️
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Oh there she is buying more shit she doesn’t need at the thrift store while L tries to get her attention. She prob wants to sell those plates to get more money to pay for another Disney trip.
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I just don’t understand why everyone loves Briony’s 5th grade diorama quality “art”.
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How old is she again?? I breathe the same air as you??? Girl, get a life!
Also, no way Hugh ‘locked eyes’ with her. Def did not see that in the video she posted. Delusional.
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How embarrassing for her son to hear his mom talk/yell into her phone about locking eyes with Hugh Jackman, who knows how many times in public. So shitty. It's all about her all the time. Not about B at all
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I feel so bad for B. Can’t even go to a special movie premiere with his mom without her making it about herself and acting like she has a chance with Ryan and Hugh.
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Not sad about leaving her kids, just sad about no tim Hortons for a couple days while she gets a FREE TRIP TO DISNEY!!! 🙄🙄🙄
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Now today she’s talking about changing her camera phone settings probably to further make it seem like she doesn’t filter because she magically had some setting on that was making her photos look a certain way 🙄
“Oh golly I didn’t realize I had that setting on”
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I’m really tired of her beating the same drum, especially when she looks exactly like the majority of the women I see just walking around and living their lives
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Stupid underboob. Stupid woman. She makes me so mad.
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Today’s riveting content - watching her write a sentence only to show it off backwards, confess again how she has no creativity since she stole her own signature from someone else, all while speaking with the WILDEST vocal fry.
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Sarah claims that she hasn't had lip filler since 2018. Sarah can no longer close her lips on the sides or middle and has filler migration lines.
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Okayyyy her first post today - back to work blah blah blah but like did her lips get massively bigger and more plump overnight or?? She looks wild today.
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This photo yesterday?? Posing like a dummy in the construction. And making L perform for the mirror/camera. “The way she put out her leg” yea bc she sees you do this shit infront of the mirror all day. And the tongue out? Yuck.
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Not her complaining about getting “canker sores” from “stress” over going to Disney lol. Her life is so hard guys.
“Yea I’m talking a little funny, in case you guys notice” you always talk funny!
Is canker sores a side effect of anything? 🤔 I’ve never heard people getting them from stress lol
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Oh goodie, another “park day” for Birdie bc she hasn’t had enough of those 🙄 I hope her kids are having a good weekend at home while their mother prances around Disney without them.
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Immediately came home and started bragging about the house renovation 👌
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What a shock, she’s out shopping again at the thrift stores 🙄 she’s addicted good lord. Judges Shane for buying something he wants and she’s out buying “vintage” le chateau shoes, she needs a better hobby.
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I’m sorry but I hate how she’s always posting Lemon in her bathing suit. That little girls whole life has just constantly been an invasion of her privacy, she has no moments that are not shared online for everyone to see. Sarah doesn’t care about online creeps and it makes me so mad.
I really hope she goes to preschool in the fall purely to get some damn privacy.
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Has anyone seen the latest picture of her that she posted in a swimsuit??? The editing is out of control
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A month ago she promised to keep the memory of little Isabella Thomson, alive. We won’t let her be forgotten she said. Hasn’t mentioned her since and I bet she won’t again. Vile creature, will do anything and use anyone for likes and content.
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The SAHM that has endured so much trauma has finally worked her way up to using the BBQ for the 2nd time in 40 years! 👏 bravo BirdShit Gold fucking Star ⭐️
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Lemon is still being dropped at Nana’s to be coddled every day? I’m sorry but Sarah’s career doesn’t seem to be too demanding lately to not be watching her kid. All she’s done is go to NYC to watch a movie and then she had a fun non work related trip to LA (doing a podcast doesn’t scream work to me).
I really hope L gets to finally go to some sort of school in the fall and interact with people her own age.
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For being such a Disney obsessed adult it’s wild how she doesn’t know anything about actual Disney (?) - I have seen a fraction of Disney movies and even I knew this… and I knew this back in the 90s lol. Is her obsession only about bragging she goes there often???? Bizarre.
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Who is running out to buy the Stretch Mark cup??
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The worst thing about my memory is, I can’t remember what lies I’ve told 🤡
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She’s thinking she’s ‘all tnat’ today and rambling on about what’s important in her world - her hair. Who cares what’s going on in the world? Not Sarah. The important thing is her real hair is getting longer! Wow!
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Janette’s courtroom fashion IG post has me rolling. I love her sense of humour so much.
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I'm always amazed at how much time she can spend watching TV while having a 3 year old. Wonder if she left her with Nana K cause traveling was too exhausting. Or guilted Shan(e)asty to take care of her so she could "relax".
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Can’t help but wonder what Shane thinks about yet ANOTHER Disney trip. Does he get a say in this whatsoever? I wanna say no. But he also chose to lay in this bed I suppose.
Also looks like NK and PP are tagging along bc god forbid Sarah has to watch L on her own.
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All this fuss over her dumb get quickies collab. Big deal she picked some designs to put on fake nails, GROUNDBREAKING!
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Why does she sexualize everything she does?
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What is this??
For the love of god. Give me a bloody break ffs.
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NK and Sarah will go buy them all themselves, like they do everything else that she's branded. Me: goes into CT, fills a basket like I'm going to buy them all, goes to seasonal department, places basket in display outdoor storage box/shed for nobody to find lol
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Her sister will be thrifting them in no time because that’s where they’ll end up eventually.
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Omg!!! I saw a bunch shoved in a deck box bin (I was buying bins/storage) in seasonal !!! I was looking in them to see if it (deck box) was watertight when I saw them. So this leads me to believe a fellow snarker lives where I live 😂 (or someone wants to store them for when they are marked down?) I left them where they were.
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You have GOT to be kidding me. The last thing the world needs is more cups lol. Another thing Sarah will say she put so much work into when all she did was point to a swatch and they slapped her name on it.
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But she doesn’t use filters right? Left is her most recent Fitglow ad, right is from yesterday. What a dummy
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She had a story with M today and it says it’s her last month home before uni - she must be going away for school! I am so happy for her!
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Ahhh, a still shot from her Dyson ad. No filters, though, right? 👀🙃
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What is this dumb ass face she keeps making?
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When dopamine and hoarding collide
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Another day, another shopping trip, buying up everything at the second hand clothing store 🙄 she’s got a sickness, she can’t go a day not buying things. Does she really have nothing better to do with her big career job? Lemon doesn’t need all of this!!
ETA: good lord she is still out buying shit!!!
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Nit picky perhaps, but this Twister persona is annoying AF. Maybe because my area just got a record number of tornados. 10 simultaneously. including the metro area (which is suuuper rare). I'm from the Midwest so I'm used to summer storms, but this was terrifying. My kids didn't sleep for 2 days. They ate traumatizing. People lose everything, including their lives.
I get the movie just came out but I think it's meant to teach respect for the power of nature and maybe show the reality of tornados to people who may not experience them. I hope it's also a commentary on global warming (something she probably doesn't consider or even think about). Summer just started here and the tornados are expected to get worse. If you have never heard sirens or the roar of the winds, consider yourself lucky!
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Your feelings are valid. She is annoying AF. Standing in her sister’s backyard staring up at the clouds on this beautiful summer day as if she has any real risk of a Tornado. The odds of her ever having to worry about a Tornado are in reality, slim to none. It’s the Sarah show though! Everything needs to be about her.
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She's so annoying lol and I see it's a new hyperfixation for her. I was lucky all we suffered was a blown out window and damaged patio furniture, but like I said in another comment, it was unprecedented what happened. We have had tornados 20 mi away and have had close calls where the sirens go off, but we had F-0s downtown. That does NOT happen. I think the city proper got 10 and the metro area had 25. At the same time!! It's not just a movie. And it's just getting worse.
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She’s always so out of touch with reality. If she experienced a tornado herself she’d play the biggest victim on planet earth.
Like doing a little video of pretend looking for a tornado just to post to Instagram? She’s stupid and it isn’t a joke. She’s lucky she doesn’t REALLY have a tornado to be on the look out for.
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We have been very lucky and they are usually about 20 mi away but the city got hit this time with an f-0 which is unheard of. Downtown DOES NOT GET TORNADOS. I think the scariest part is that you get a watch so like "conditions are right for a tornado, just fyi" and you don't get the actual warning until a funnel cloud or rotation is spotted. The sirens start going off and you watch the radar like a hawk to see where and how fast it's going. They can happen so fast sometimes you barely get the warning and your cell phone starts making ungodly sounds for the emergency broadcast system. But cool, the actor is single lol all I can do is laugh.
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I’m sorry this has happened to you. You’re not in the wrong for calling this out. People going through trauma from natural disasters don’t appreciate these types of movies, just like SA victims don’t like hearing that consent is annoying. This is why it’s important for content creators to give content warnings for serious issues (like natural disasters, discussing homicide etc) if they care about their followers.
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Thank you. I haven't seen the movie, but I do hope the message is climate change or something along those lines. The storms have been getting worse and worse. The city never got tornados, and we had F-0s downtown. Usually, they were like 20 mi away so enough for storms and winds but never like this. They are saying the frequency will go up as well as the intensity. It's terrifying. Not just because of the risk of harm but the financial costs. We can't all replace our roofs at the drop of a hat or get a gifted car if a tree falls on it.
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All of her personalities are super annoying. And she has definitely changed over the last couple months. She’s really vapid, stupid and extra annoying. She didn’t used to be this bad.
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Who’s we? Is she taking all her followers? Now she’s a celine fanatic, she never once mentioned her before she got flown to NYC to watch her documentary.
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Love when she thinks donating stuff makes it okay to buy more stuff haha
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If you spend the day shopping and eating and entertaining everyone is the 9pm flight really that much cheaper🤔 the birdie math is not mathing.
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Damn even vada has to use the filter. Poor girl was glitching like crazy 😂😂
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This photo is hilarious. What the f*ck was she even thinking.
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What a shock, someone staying at her cottage and they just seem like travel influencer with a check mark 🙄
This place isn’t meant for the average family with kids that’s for sure, mainly because nobody can afford it. I wondered if anyone had been staying in it at all considering she hasn’t talked about it.
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Cue the fupa it’s been long overdue.
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I can’t believe brands actually have Becci do things for them? I was creeping her posts yesterday just to see what she’s up to since she blocked me lol but she was at some home show getting you ready for back to school and the holiday season. Who would want to take advice from her? Lol
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I blocked her after she had that ridiculous dirty lake video go viral. She’s a whole different level annoying. She calls herself a “teacher” and refers to birds “sky garbage” The only thing garbage is her. Her face, her stupid t-shirts, everything about her is absolute 🗑️
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She blocked me for following the Instagram page calling out Sarah, idk why the name of it escapes me. Or maybe it was for leaving comments about Sarah somewhere idk haha. She’s obnoxious and the fact she’s willing to go along with Sarah’s lies makes her even worse. And her eating habits yuck.
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I’m just waiting for her or her friends to start endorsing those scummy reverse mortgages
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It's a PR Xmas in July event. She's shilling Walmart for free.
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Well that’s embarrassing
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Wondering how Sarah’s mind processes not being able to filter herself in photos with Shane and Josie this weekend. How do people who look at her in real life not call her out? How do people who love her not let her know her eyebrows look a little out of control when she paints them on so they show up in photos but have to be a shock to look at IRL. At this point she must be the clown that entertains her friends and family.
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Oooh here we go with “the lighting changes my looks” narrative but “she won’t live in the shadows” lmao bs but she’ll have no issues filtering away these things.
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Her suddenly being a BSB/AJ girlie has me so annoyed, she’s never once said she liked BSB and now she’s gotten a video from her so called “favourite” (I doubt AJ was her fave). I highly doubt she knows anything about AJ’s journey and long road to sobriety.
I’m sure he made a bunch of these shoutout videos but her getting one and thinking she’s now special has me annoyed lol.
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I wonder why she was too busy to make it to the event?? I can only recall her multiple trips to the thrift store and Homesense last week. It was a full week of shopping, oh and getting her hair done.
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Was it a Cameo she paid for? 😂 Seems like something she would do "Hello (looks down at notes) Sarah. I am so sorry you couldn't make it, but thanks for paying me to make this.....urrr I mean....(reads notes) thought I would reach out to you anyways, old chum"
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Honestly it did kinda give those vibes 😅 but she made it seem like her friends got it for her because she’s such a “big fan” of course 🙄
ETA: she tagged a PR firm so they’re the ones who prob got it for her
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Anyone find she’s posting a little less? That’s how little she has going on, she doesn’t even know what to post anymore even if it’s just garbage. She was typically good for FAR more stories than she’s had lately, whether mindless rambling or shilling links she was still posting a lot more. She’s still posting crap but just less stories of it.
She didn’t even post her little video today that she said she made yesterday for a company.
She may get opportunities but I can’t help but hope her instagram empire is crumbling.
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Did she wake herself up to post this? She was not, literally, falling asleep or she would have gone to sleep
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Her content has been so stupid the last couple weeks.
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I believe she would drop dead if she couldn’t buy something new for just one day.
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Who gives a shit! Bloody hell how many times does she need to post about him cutting the goddamn grass ffs.
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I’m trying so hard not to be petty but the expression on her face pisses me off.
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I have just spent more time than I will disclose here analyzing the differences between my front camera face and back camera face.
Is there someone I can sue for damages??
Results: I still have jowls and my face is not thinner, pointier or sharper in any way. Front camera widens the middle of your face and makes the eyes slightly wider from temple to temple. I do not have a larger forehead, more eyelid space, a fuller mouth, or larger eyes.
If I actually spent this kind of time looking at my body in the same way, I’d probably be insane and unwell also. Social media is so unhealthy. I’m glad my kids are going into psychology….the generations ahead them will need them!
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Cries on the trip because she couldn’t enjoy foods because of her most painful ever canker sores, then shares a post of her fave GF eats at Disney 🙄 this woman is something else.
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I have blocked her, but didn't see say she had 3 races "THIS MONTH"? She's been everywhere, but home. Has there been any mention of it, or was it just her mouth "running", as usual?
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How many people keep their fake nails 💅🏻 in their cooler??
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Boss Babe and her all her links. Working hard today. She must be “saving” for her next Disney trip.
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Another month without a mention of PMDD, I wonder when it will reappear?
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This is crazy how she "draws" her jawline. In the selfie it's one thing but then the video, it's shrunk down to ridiculous proportions.
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She’s back to using her child’s POV for content as she shops. This time, it’s apparently L’s reaction to Halloween decor.. but she makes sure to include this compliment of Sarah’s hair!
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I'm confused... did a company that make accessible clothing (and for poc?) send them to her to promote? This isn't even snark... I didnt get it.
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In her new fitglow ad, she claims she has green eyes. Anyone who’s been around since the Reddit days knows that this is yet another shapeshifting feature. Blue? Green? Brown? Allegedly…green. Interesting. I’m sure someone could produce about 15 examples of other colours she’s appeared to have.
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Wish I could reply to her picture dump and ask where the shrinking Shane is
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Bragging in stories today about how she sponsors one kid a year to go to Disneyland. I looked it up and it’s 1,000.00. Now I get that can be a lot for some people but def not to someone like her, not to mention the tax credit she receives from donations.
Also the unintentional Disney paint colour…pretty sure Chippendale would refer to the male strippers not Disney 🤣 That being said there are (or were) actual Disney paint colours she could get.
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What is this performative clown going on about? And why is it so difficult just to use the word small?
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Sarah you were born in 1985. You are no longer smol.
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The number of movie premiers this person has been invited to in the last little while are unreal. Can someone explain to me WHY and HOW she gets getting invited? And what has to be done so it stops happening.
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Nana has been sick with COVID which is why Birdie has had to take care of her own child the last couple weeks.
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For all her faults, I respect this hugely. Too many people are “over” testing for Covid and there are still so many vulnerable people to protect. She gets points for this one from me.
Also Sarah and Shane are trash to not watch their own kid daily. They’re unemployed, and selfish to put that on a woman with chronic illness.
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I wouldn’t knock her Covid testing at all. I’ve just been wondering where she is. I knew there was absolutely zero chance BirdShit has been watching her own kid by choice. She most likely picked up Covid from the Disney travel. I’m surprised they didn’t all get it.
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We still are masking and are very cautious due to my major health issues and past surgeries (and I’m always advocating for my fellow disabled friends) . Nana Kim saying this is awesome:). I’ll give credit always where credit is due.
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What’s with the toilet poetry over getting Covid lol.
Sarah sucks though for dropping L off with her every day though. Maybe she’ll have a dose of reality now and realize NK shouldn’t be L’s primary caretaker as someone with a chronic illness. But knowing selfish Sarah probably not and L will be back there as soon as NK tests negative. Shane sucks too for letting it happen. And NK is a sucker for buying into Sarah having a demanding career, all she does is make a belly slap video every few weeks and open gifts, wow so demanding.
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She was full on defense mode to strangers on the internet. I just know she’s referring to Birdie’s very demanding career and travel in the sentence I highlighted 😂 I didn’t realize she was claiming to suffer from Chronic Fatigue as well. How the hell does someone with those 2 conditions run after a 3 year old everyday. How did she manage doing 5 park days in a row at Disney? Plus 2 travels days which are also always tiring. I find really hard to believe.
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I didn’t know Nana has chronic fatigue as well! Sarah sucks
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She’ll probably get dumped tomorrow. NK made it to the Bday party yesterday. This is also her claiming COVID is going around in Guelph without acknowledging she probably picked up while traveling to Disney.
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"I take care of my Granddaughter daily". Sarah and Shame are both home. How lazy can parents be?
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It's sad that she watches her grandchild daily while having fibro and chronic fatigue. Her daughter does eff all most of the day, and honestly, even if she was as busy as she claims, she has the financial means for a nanny. I guess NK is reaping what she sowed. She enables it, and Birdie is selfish with no self awareness.
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Has to make it all about her. Also, idk, maybe just hug your child yourself?! So odd.
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Maybe it’s just me but watching Shane eat that spring roll with grossed me out alot (?) and I love spring rolls but I think it’s the untamed beard/moustache 😂😬
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She’s quiet so far today, prob trying to figure out how to get out of this mess. I just know she’s gonna self diagnose something
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cough Guelph sub Reddit cough cough 28k members cough cough cough
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Thirsty af with this outfit choice. I’m sure she’s super into classic cars. I highly doubt Shame gives a shit either.
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Not sure how she thinks stating her size as a 10-12 isn’t going to raise eyebrows at her filters size 4 filter
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I feel like she’s been claiming 10-12 forever. These are definitely not the same.
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I follow a lot of creators that are a size 10-14 and they look closer to her non filtered size. I assume most of her followers are also mid to plus sized and I question every day if they don't see how her photos look nothing like a size 10-12. Don't they have eyes?! She's probably giving them severe body dysmorphia!
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Lmao her legs wtf, those aren’t hers. They’re so edited.
She wants attention so bad going to a car show in a short little dress
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Of course she's bringing her parents. She can't be forced to watch her own kids for days in a row.
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buying engagement
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What happened to showing her panty lines. She even made reels about it showing her panty lines how ridiculous it is to care. Guess she forgot she’s a liar.
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Loving our new TBP lemming with the 2 day old account 🤪
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She “reached out” to buy a necklace? Sounds more like she reached out to get a free or heavily discounted product.
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Most people just buy the necklace
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That's exactly what she did. Girl doesn't pay for anything.
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I love the screen shot on the left 😂😂😂
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So today, the very TV program that supports miss body confidence and will die on a hill for her, ran a segment on Ilona Maher and how she was shamed for having an athletic body. Does somebody want to tell them what their little princess and her minions have been saying about Janette and others who work out................? Maybe somebody should send that clip to Birdie, seeing as she doesn't think those people ever face criticism like SHE does.
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Fresh toilet poetry. 😵💫
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This is the “snatched jawline” we’re supposed to believe people tell her they’re jealous of? This is her Mom’s jawline - and there’s nothing wrong with it! She needs to stop filtering it into oblivion 🙄
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Next on the busy babe super career job to do list??
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She used Chappell for her story, and it killed a little piece of my Midwest queer woman heart.
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This bathroom redo is what minimal effort looks like. Also that is one large bottom lip.
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Mods, is there a way to report people who comment on this community for the sole reason of telling us they don’t like it?
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I know Ive already said this but omg the photo on this post. So very Michael Jackson. It’s just so awful. Wtf. Who is that?!?!
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What game is she playing with the narrow little shoulders and then she pretends she’s so relatable with the rolls hanging over the jeans? I swear that high-waisted jeans are only meant for standing! I mid-rise works as a good sitting jean (when you buy a size that fits).
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I wish I could upload photos here, but great post by @selfspace on Instagram. Momfluencers do not have your back
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What’s she going to do for content now that they’re home?
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This is definitely not their last family vacation so I don’t know why she keeps trying to convince everyone it is.
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The legs are insanity. We all know that's not her legs. What is up with her filtering her legs so intensely? How embarrassing.
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Why does she act like these aren’t real people in these costumes and like they're an actual real life cartoon lol. Also I bet she’s the one who pulled Minnie aside, not the other way around. Like why is she crying over being hugged by a person in a costume? lol. Also she isn’t looking as skinny here as she’s been presenting herself 🤔
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Anyone remember the video she posted a while back talking about some leggings and how they made her ass look? I swear I found the video she copied that little routine from (if you ever saw her video I'm talking about, I think it will come to mind immediately). Yet another TBP "inspiration".
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She’s done at least 3 posts about this…absolutely riveting content.
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Try hard wants Alix to notice and acknowledge her so bad. I don’t know anyone her age who speaks like this.
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Press On set already on sale! Surely this isn't normal for something that was just released?
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$129 for this crap?
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That’s the price it’s been since day 1….just a scam tactic to make people think they are getting a deal.
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As if! I had no idea
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Wtf?! Who is paying that for cheap China press on nails?
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Did anyone see her story yesterday? She was invited by a Canadian media company not Disney.
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This looks incredibly uncomfortable. She says, in the next story, it’s a size 10 and if you want it less form fitting and more comfortable 12 would work.
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That "what in the future" comment is so weird because Uniqlo has had those self-checkouts here for a while. It's not new. For someone who shops as much as she does you would have thought she noticed them by now.
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Came across this thread today when I searched her name on Reddit to see if there was anything new going on.
I don’t get the vitriol from these other subs (this and Alicia’s). I thought ours was pretty tame…esp compared to Alicia’s.
https://www.reddit.com/r/parentsnark/comments/1d81283/birdspapaya_snark_deleted/
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She’s a 10-12 with size 4 legs.
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lol what a terrible edit. No one’s legs look that janky. She’s bold.
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her legs make me sea sick.
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Worst edit I’ve ever seen
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Yay thanks for creating this!
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I don’t know if anyone is aware of what’s happening with the wrongful death suit against Disn3y, but I’ll summarize and maybe if S or any of her followers still think supporting this place/company/corporation is okay they’ll think twice.
To summarize, there was a woman who was at Disney, and she has severe allergies to dairy and nuts, and she informed the serving staff of her allergies, and they promised to accommodate her but she was still served those allergens. She died as a result of her anaphylactic reaction, and her husband was seeking legal action.
Because he subscribed to Disn3y+ on a trail basis for his PlayStation a few years ago, Disn3y is essentially claiming he cannot sue. I’m going to include some screenshots so you can go and look at these articles in the actual legal information its self as well as review your own Disn3y+ terms of service that people agree to.
So a person died due to negligence, even though they mentioned that they had severe allergies, and this family cannot seek any type of restitution due to evil legal loopholes, that this horrible company has sneakily included into a streaming service subscription. EFF Disn3y . Influencers are bought and paid for too, and if they don’t immediately see how evil this is and speak up, then they DO value money over lives. Do not support Disn3y.
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There she is buying up all the good stuff at OUAC again. She makes me sick. Brand new sheets, and another jacket for L. Like leave stuff for people who need it more than you do!!!
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KNIX just scored Megan Rapinoe, which probably means prices are going to go up. $30 for an undie? 😭
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Sarah is moving into the wellness and fitness space. She's started buying articles: https://celebwell.com/sarah-nicole-landry-in-workout-gear-says-confidence-is-a-resistance/
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She’s got herself looking teeny tiny today 🙄
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S&T stories today for the Alicia collab. Birdshit is the only one who has to show up in a bra & underwear.
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Great now she’s going to ruin love island for me bc it’s yet another bandwagon she had to jump on because god forbid she doesn’t involve herself in everything on earth 🙄
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Definitely need more ears ASAP!!
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Someone please post the Canadian Tire photos! I think it looks like her (almost) real face, nothing like what she puts on her social media.
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Gets called out and suddenlyoses followers instead of gaining thousands a day.
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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMr5Kh1nm/
Knix gossip fresh off the press
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Love that what she shared on her profile about this podcast is a video where she doesn’t show her face the entire time
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Pathological
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If anything someone maybe said he has the same facial hair. That'd be enough for her to proclaim someone thought he was the real thing.
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My Reddit account was banned. For what I don’t know bc I haven’t posted in a long time. Weird. I guarantee someone is in the private chat.
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I can’t believe this woman is a writer when she thinks it’s “sega” and not “saga” even though her captions caught it correctly. Shane correcting her and she still thought it was “a sega of our year” truly a nimrod. And no the stingray was not the story of the year, she’s so out of touch with real life.
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Gosh - Josie met her real life friend TBP as a media guest of Disney and then went dark on day 3 when she was invited to share content….make me wonder. I think Josie seems sweet and creative and I won’t support her now because of her association with Sarah but I sure hope the Sarah haters didn’t go at Josie. Their combined post has about 100 comments. Not the engagement boost they expected I’m sure. Not worth it if she was bombarded with messages about how fake Sarah is. I snark but I draw my line at contacted people directly.
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Reddit is ridiculous. I Liked 2 comments and asked a question about the Leaky sub and next thing I know it’s banned.
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I stopped watching her stories on Facebook ( I needed a break after we got booted from the other place ) Has Disney been confirmed? Are they actually going?
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I'm sorry, this next bathroom project....Cars theme?!?! My 15 year old son LOVED cars when he was a little boy, but if I tried to make his bathroom a cars theme now, I think he would be mortified and never, ever speak to me again.
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Complains she can’t eat properly because of canker sores, shows herself last night at a restaurant eating and then this morning she’s eating churros. She can never stick to a story 🙄
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I just learned about Sherri Papini, and it reinforces how multiple types of privilege allow people to get away with so much. It also reminded me how much depravity people are capable of. People don't like to believe others they think they relate to are capable of lying and manipulating because it can be scary to feel like someone “like them” can do those things. People are wild. Stay safe out there.
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I like this account - it’s things she wishes she knew when she was younger
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Just found out Travis Kelce & Tay tay broke their silence on Palestine- so NOW maybe birdie will? Or will she obsess about another set of athlete brothers instead?
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Of course she calls it a reso. She would.
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I hate when she posts looking for “tips” on how to decorate something, especially when she clearly already has an idea in mind. We all know she’s just grifting for some company to be like “omg we’d love to help out your renovation” or “we’ll send you some goodies for the room!” She’s so transparent.
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Imagine being Shane and having to absorb the likes, (fleeting)interests and personality of your partner whose own personality is absorbed from others online and otherwise doesn't exist? Do you think he feels grateful that he's allowed to mention his magic tricks a couple of times a year?
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I feel like the users on this page used to say 1.02k and now it says 600 something… am I looking at it right? What happened?
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It's 1.2 users total, 600 is for the month.
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Oh!!! Okay makes more sense. I was so confused lol. Thank you!
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- Wow those stretch marks are coming out to play today. She’s such a mind fuck.
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Imagine posting this as if you’re doing something worthy and groundbreaking.
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I can’t remember how I found this account but I love her. She’s what SNL should be:
https://www.instagram.com/p/C8pWl5LsDGX/?igsh=MWQ1ZGUxMzBkMA==
ETA: also this one https://www.instagram.com/isabelladavis6?igsh=MWQ1ZGUxMzBkMA==
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Oh no! Her once life consuming obsession has died. Do you think she will need an extra day at Disney to mourn the loss of Charlotte the stingray? How many crocodile tears will she shed? Will she make L have a fake funeral for Charlotte? Will she bawl her eyes out when she hears "Circle of Life" and think of Charlotte and the babies that could've been? Will it be a complete mental breakdown when she sees other sting rays at the aquarium at the end of the Nemo ride?
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Has she started making Margot Robbie's pregnancy about her yet? We know it's for certain.
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I think it’s wild that she will digitally flaunt her stretch marks and size 14 body for posts like the SI runway, thighs sticking to the seat or any other videos where is posting her rinse and repeat faux body confidence videos but the rest of the time she is filtering herself to a size 4. Also I do recognize she filters those bp posts as well. How do her loyal followers not see this?
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The sponge is sponging today ✌️
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Hi Jen, Design-whatever, Crafty, degrassi... what name are you today? I've never met Manny Pacquiao, my post states that. I wear his team shirt with pride. We have the same coach. My coach is amazing. The gym we both train at is super gay-friendly. Many fighters are gay or trans. Many people don't know that. It makes sense, kids that get picked on learn to fight. The statements Manny made in 2016 and prior I think are gross. He's apologized. I think it's strange you keep coming back here to bash me. I think it's bizarre you and your group or you and your many accounts harassed me to the point of serious distress. I still have all your cat and home photos you posted as Jen, and I kept your bizarre texts begging me to take them down. Why don't you just say the truth "I'm in love with Sarah. I'm a loyal solider. The most loyal." 😂🥊 Hold her tight. She may need the extra support. I think we all are getting a little bored. 🥱
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The time may come when it’s appropriate to publish those messages begging you to take down the pictures but I respect your restraint against showing ‘matching energy’.
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Oh btw Jan before I go. Me, crafty, and degrassi are separate people 😂😂 please don’t erase their identities! Maybe it surprises you to know there are more people who don’t like you? I thought you could recognize people’s writing styles though?
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Hi Jan. Why do you or your “friends” have so many different Reddit accounts hyping you up? That’s weird. Why did one of them pretend to threaten you? That super weird and manipulative. Why did you want my location? That’s weird too. And threatening. I bet you have all sorts of pictures! I do too. And I figured someone like you would like the begging 😉
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When you have a minute, can you please ask Sarah when she will address her plagiarism? And the stealing of the glitter stretch marks concept? Oh and the lie about not running a race before, that one was so weird! Thanks! Oh and yeah like everyone thought it was plagiarism. You'd be surprised who voted. 🐝
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I remember when I realized Sarah wasn’t who she was pretending to be on her platform. She had written one of her toilet poetry posts saying she had never realized she could be both a mother and have a career. I was dumbfounded that a woman in her mid-30s (at the time) could have such an antiquated view and questioned her since she had spoken about her mother’s business and her aunt’s chocolate shop. There is a tradition of female entrepreneurship in her family she was just ignoring, that day, to spin a yarn of woe is me. From that point on all I could see what the hypocrisy and manipulation she uses daily on her followers.