I remember when I realized Sarah wasn’t who she was pretending to be on her platform. She had written one of her toilet poetry posts saying she had never realized she could be both a mother and have a career. I was dumbfounded that a woman in her mid-30s (at the time) could have such an antiquated view and questioned her since she had spoken about her mother’s business and her aunt’s chocolate shop. There is a tradition of female entrepreneurship in her family she was just ignoring, that day, to spin a
yarn of woe is me. From that point on all I could see what the hypocrisy and manipulation she uses daily on her followers.
The whole I can’t believe I’m here, this is a dream come true. Does she not realize that anyone can be a D23 member…you just need to buy a membership. Not as special as she thinks it is…though free is probably nicer lol
I feel most people hate Tim’s coffee (but drink it out of convenience) and then there’s Sarah being the one person to miss it while she’s away lol. She’s def on their payroll 😂
Also every single day she has a new “favourite” thing just so she can put another affiliate link out there for her sheep to click on just because it’s Sarah’s fave thing 🙄
Does she actually think people care about her outings to Costco 😴😴😴
ETA: not HER judging Shane for buying something of interest to him when she’s literally out every day of the week buying more shit they don’t need. She’s the worst, how can he even stand to be with her. (Although they don’t seem like they eat many things to need a smoker but that’s his choice to get one and she needs to stfu)
I find her posts are utter nonsense. She thinks she is interesting but shows off how education and curiosity has failed her. She has followers and crap to sell. Thats it. My friends have more interesting lives and observations and they aren’t on social media speaking/selling to the masses.
It’s an insult knowing intelligent women subscribe and listen to BP (and not just her… all these women like Jilly and Kaitlyn) who are narcissists using their female audience to swindle goods to and speak rubbish.
Is anyone else still mad she seemingly got away with the “shrinking Shane” video. She really should’ve got FARRRRR more heat for that than she did. It bothers me so much because that was by far her most obvious use of filters yet and it just got swept under the rug.
Idk who could’ve done it but it really should’ve made more rounds on social media for a bigger audience to see. Just another thing she gets away with though :(
So she was silent because her therapist and business guide told her to take a day off from social media every so often. About time someone told her to do so. Maybe they should tell her to not share every moment of her life while they’re at it? And maybe to not share every moment of poor L’s life anymore.
But never fear! She’s back and it’s a busy week!! 🙄 and then she comes back and shares pictures from the weekend like she wasn’t posting all day from the pool just on Sunday lmao
Updated socialblade numbers. Alix Earle's socialblade numbers continue to highlight how problematic The Bird Papaya is. According to socialblade in the last 30 days The Birds Papaya has gained 132,000 followers. Alix Earle has gained 51,700 followers. How on earth has The Birds Papaya gained 81,000 MORE followers than Alix Earle in only 30 days? Since the SI Swim show Alix Earle and boyfriend Braxton Berrios (famous NFL player, 500K followers on IG) attended Cannes and were featured all over the news. Alix spoke at Cannes and hosted events. Alix had multiple major brand launches. A spread print/online feature in ELLE USA. Alix and Paris Hilton launched a collab with fun videos. Style-wise Alix showed a glammed up shift post SI runway. Fans reactions to Alix's new look, they love it. What has The Birds Papaya done in this timeline? She attended a press screening for Celine Dion's documentary and she shook her butt with cowboy boots on. She's had one feature on yahoo style.ca (paid) that also ran in the UK Mirror tabloid. The feature focused on a Mom who's not afraid of cellulite. Alix Earle, a 23 year old model landed the 2024 cover of SI, walked the runway, used the moment and moved on. Meanwhile The Birds Payaya age 39.5 (mother of four) sits in her car in a Guelph Ontario parking lot. While trying to look like Alix Earle in her freshman era, The Birds Papaya goes on and on about her non-news worthy walk for SI(paid for by Knix a menstral product company). Make it make sense.
Imagine your mom having to make a show and dressing like this to take you to a movie lol. I know it’s a movie premiere but still, you’re going with your 13 year old son!!!
She so badly hopes she sees Ryan Reynolds and he’ll mistake her for Blake or something lol
Anyone notice how BOSSY she is in the videos? Hold this, do that, you’re next, this is where we’re going. How do they even stand her???
And the video where she’s signing and dancing to “I love it”, peep NK having to be the one to push lemon around in the stroller. Unbelievable, so Sarah can act like a child.
Wonder if she’ll ever have breakthrough about why she uses filters constantly and lies about it? I’m just waiting for the day she has a big cry about that because she can’t keep up her fraud ways anymore.
She’s incapable of not making things her entire personality. Now her whole personality is Twisters, every single week it’s something new. Like you don’t need to obsess over everything! It’s okay to just like/love something without going full speed.
Posted this before but I drove through Flesherton this weekend. That town has NOTHING going on. It seems really tired since COVID. Even the bakery is closed on a Sunday. Birdie really didn’t do her research.
This entire story made me sick. She’s not a cool mom, I don’t need to see your boobs, I like that cream and now I can’t buy it and could the ‘gifted’ be any smaller?
She’s posted 53 stories in the last 24 hrs while on vacation with her children. She really is addicted and can’t just put her phone down and enjoy precious family time it’s all about showing off 🤦♀️🤦♀️
Sarah was out at the thrift store again today and picked up a vintage Victoria Secret sweater just like one she had when she was in high school. She regrets donating it. This woman’s attachment to things from her childhood is really strange to me. Has she mentioned anymore intensive therapy sessions? She should talk about why she needs all these things surrounding her - the childhood toys and clothes - but I doubt she’s continued. She did say it was exhausting!
Another big career day for Birdie. Deciding what nails to wear, bragging about her new kitchen and bragging about her toy room that’s more for her than any of her kids bc I can assure you the 3 older kids don’t care about it like she is pretends they do lol
The fact she’s now randomly in NYC? Must be nice to drop all responsibilities at home and jet off to NYC. The fact she just drops her kids like it’s no big deal and goes off for no reason.
I bet it absolutely KILLS her to play this not posting all day game because we all know how addicted she is to posting. She just wants attention, she’s always so transparent.
Tomorrow it’ll be “omg so many of you messaged me with concern, I just needed a day as my PMDD has been so awful” wah wah poor Sarah, pulling the PMDD disappearing act before going on a trip.
Now today she’s talking about changing her camera phone settings probably to further make it seem like she doesn’t filter because she magically had some setting on that was making her photos look a certain way 🙄
Oh goodie, another “park day” for Birdie bc she hasn’t had enough of those 🙄 I hope her kids are having a good weekend at home while their mother prances around Disney without them.
I’m really tired of her beating the same drum, especially when she looks exactly like the majority of the women I see just walking around and living their lives
A month ago she promised to keep the memory of little Isabella Thomson, alive. We won’t let her be forgotten she said. Hasn’t mentioned her since and I bet she won’t again. Vile creature, will do anything and use anyone for likes and content.
What a shock, she’s out shopping again at the thrift stores 🙄 she’s addicted good lord. Judges Shane for buying something he wants and she’s out buying “vintage” le chateau shoes, she needs a better hobby.
Today’s riveting content - watching her write a sentence only to show it off backwards, confess again how she has no creativity since she stole her own signature from someone else, all while speaking with the WILDEST vocal fry.
This photo yesterday?? Posing like a dummy in the construction. And making L perform for the mirror/camera. “The way she put out her leg” yea bc she sees you do this shit infront of the mirror all day. And the tongue out? Yuck.
Oh there she is buying more shit she doesn’t need at the thrift store while L tries to get her attention. She prob wants to sell those plates to get more money to pay for another Disney trip.
Okayyyy her first post today - back to work blah blah blah but like did her lips get massively bigger and more plump overnight or?? She looks wild today.
The SAHM that has endured so much trauma has finally worked her way up to using the BBQ for the 2nd time in 40 years! 👏 bravo BirdShit Gold fucking Star ⭐️
I’m sorry but I hate how she’s always posting Lemon in her bathing suit. That little girls whole life has just constantly been an invasion of her privacy, she has no moments that are not shared online for everyone to see. Sarah doesn’t care about online creeps and it makes me so mad.
I really hope she goes to preschool in the fall purely to get some damn privacy.
Lemon is still being dropped at Nana’s to be coddled every day? I’m sorry but Sarah’s career doesn’t seem to be too demanding lately to not be watching her kid. All she’s done is go to NYC to watch a movie and then she had a fun non work related trip to LA (doing a podcast doesn’t scream work to me).
I really hope L gets to finally go to some sort of school in the fall and interact with people her own age.
I'm always amazed at how much time she can spend watching TV while having a 3 year old. Wonder if she left her with Nana K cause traveling was too exhausting. Or guilted Shan(e)asty to take care of her so she could "relax".
For being such a Disney obsessed adult it’s wild how she doesn’t know anything about actual Disney (?) - I have seen a fraction of Disney movies and even I knew this… and I knew this back in the 90s lol. Is her obsession only about bragging she goes there often???? Bizarre.
Can’t help but wonder what Shane thinks about yet ANOTHER Disney trip. Does he get a say in this whatsoever? I wanna say no. But he also chose to lay in this bed I suppose.
Also looks like NK and PP are tagging along bc god forbid Sarah has to watch L on her own.
Another day, another shopping trip, buying up everything at the second hand clothing store 🙄 she’s got a sickness, she can’t go a day not buying things. Does she really have nothing better to do with her big career job? Lemon doesn’t need all of this!!
She’s thinking she’s ‘all tnat’ today and rambling on about what’s important in her world - her hair. Who cares what’s going on in the world? Not Sarah. The important thing is her real hair is getting longer! Wow!
Her suddenly being a BSB/AJ girlie has me so annoyed, she’s never once said she liked BSB and now she’s gotten a video from her so called “favourite” (I doubt AJ was her fave). I highly doubt she knows anything about AJ’s journey and long road to sobriety.
I’m sure he made a bunch of these shoutout videos but her getting one and thinking she’s now special has me annoyed lol.
Nit picky perhaps, but this Twister persona is annoying AF. Maybe because my area just got a record number of tornados. 10 simultaneously. including the metro area (which is suuuper rare). I'm from the Midwest so I'm used to summer storms, but this was terrifying. My kids didn't sleep for 2 days. They ate traumatizing. People lose everything, including their lives.
I get the movie just came out but I think it's meant to teach respect for the power of nature and maybe show the reality of tornados to people who may not experience them. I hope it's also a commentary on global warming (something she probably doesn't consider or even think about). Summer just started here and the tornados are expected to get worse. If you have never heard sirens or the roar of the winds, consider yourself lucky!
What a shock, someone staying at her cottage and they just seem like travel influencer with a check mark 🙄
This place isn’t meant for the average family with kids that’s for sure, mainly because nobody can afford it. I wondered if anyone had been staying in it at all considering she hasn’t talked about it.
I can’t believe brands actually have Becci do things for them? I was creeping her posts yesterday just to see what she’s up to since she blocked me lol but she was at some home show getting you ready for back to school and the holiday season. Who would want to take advice from her? Lol
Who’s we? Is she taking all her followers? Now she’s a celine fanatic, she never once mentioned her before she got flown to NYC to watch her documentary.
Wondering how Sarah’s mind processes not being able to filter herself in photos with Shane and Josie this weekend. How do people who look at her in real life not call her out? How do people who love her not let her know her eyebrows look a little out of control when she paints them on so they show up in photos but have to be a shock to look at IRL. At this point she must be the clown that entertains her friends and family.
Oooh here we go with “the lighting changes my looks” narrative but “she won’t live in the shadows” lmao bs but she’ll have no issues filtering away these things.
Anyone find she’s posting a little less? That’s how little she has going on, she doesn’t even know what to post anymore even if it’s just garbage. She was typically good for FAR more stories than she’s had lately, whether mindless rambling or shilling links she was still posting a lot more. She’s still posting crap but just less stories of it.
She didn’t even post her little video today that she said she made yesterday for a company.
She may get opportunities but I can’t help but hope her instagram empire is crumbling.
Maybe it’s just me but watching Shane eat that spring roll with grossed me out alot (?) and I love spring rolls but I think it’s the untamed beard/moustache 😂😬
I have just spent more time than I will disclose here analyzing the differences between my front camera face and back camera face.
Is there someone I can sue for damages??
Results: I still have jowls and my face is not thinner, pointier or sharper in any way. Front camera widens the middle of your face and makes the eyes slightly wider from temple to temple.
I do not have a larger forehead, more eyelid space, a fuller mouth, or larger eyes.
If I actually spent this kind of time looking at my body in the same way, I’d probably be insane and unwell also. Social media is so unhealthy. I’m glad my kids are going into psychology….the generations ahead them will need them!
Bragging in stories today about how she sponsors one kid a year to go to Disneyland. I looked it up and it’s 1,000.00. Now I get that can be a lot for some people but def not to someone like her, not to mention the tax credit she receives from donations.
Also the unintentional Disney paint colour…pretty sure Chippendale would refer to the male strippers not Disney 🤣 That being said there are (or were) actual Disney paint colours she could get.
I have blocked her, but didn't see say she had 3 races "THIS MONTH"? She's been everywhere, but home. Has there been any mention of it, or was it just her mouth "running", as usual?
The number of movie premiers this person has been invited to in the last little while are unreal. Can someone explain to me WHY and HOW she gets getting invited? And what has to be done so it stops happening.
In her new fitglow ad, she claims she has green eyes. Anyone who’s been around since the Reddit days knows that this is yet another shapeshifting feature. Blue? Green? Brown? Allegedly…green. Interesting. I’m sure someone could produce about 15 examples of other colours she’s appeared to have.
Cries on the trip because she couldn’t enjoy foods because of her most painful ever canker sores, then shares a post of her fave GF eats at Disney 🙄 this woman is something else.
She’s back to using her child’s POV for content as she shops. This time, it’s apparently L’s reaction to Halloween decor.. but she makes sure to include this compliment of Sarah’s hair!
What happened to showing her panty lines. She even made reels about it showing her panty lines how ridiculous it is to care. Guess she forgot she’s a liar.
So today, the very TV program that supports miss body confidence and will die on a hill for her, ran a segment on Ilona Maher and how she was shamed for having an athletic body. Does somebody want to tell them what their little princess and her minions have been saying about Janette and others who work out................? Maybe somebody should send that clip to Birdie, seeing as she doesn't think those people ever face criticism like SHE does.
This is the “snatched jawline” we’re supposed to believe people tell her they’re jealous of? This is her Mom’s jawline - and there’s nothing wrong with it! She needs to stop filtering it into oblivion 🙄
Why does she act like these aren’t real people in these costumes and like they're an actual real life cartoon lol. Also I bet she’s the one who pulled Minnie aside, not the other way around. Like why is she crying over being hugged by a person in a costume? lol. Also she isn’t looking as skinny here as she’s been presenting herself 🤔
What game is she playing with the narrow little shoulders and then she pretends she’s so relatable with the rolls hanging over the jeans? I swear that high-waisted jeans are only meant for standing! I mid-rise works as a good sitting jean (when you buy a size that fits).
Anyone remember the video she posted a while back talking about some leggings and how they made her ass look? I swear I found the video she copied that little routine from (if you ever saw her video I'm talking about, I think it will come to mind immediately).
Yet another TBP "inspiration".
That "what in the future" comment is so weird because Uniqlo has had those self-checkouts here for a while. It's not new. For someone who shops as much as she does you would have thought she noticed them by now.
This looks incredibly uncomfortable. She says, in the next story, it’s a size 10 and if you want it less form fitting and more comfortable 12 would work.
Great now she’s going to ruin love island for me bc it’s yet another bandwagon she had to jump on because god forbid she doesn’t involve herself in everything on earth 🙄
There she is buying up all the good stuff at OUAC again. She makes me sick. Brand new sheets, and another jacket for L. Like leave stuff for people who need it more than you do!!!
I don’t know if anyone is aware of what’s happening with the wrongful death suit against Disn3y, but I’ll summarize and maybe if S or any of her followers still think supporting this place/company/corporation is okay they’ll think twice.
To summarize, there was a woman who was at Disney, and she has severe allergies to dairy and nuts, and she informed the serving staff of her allergies, and they promised to accommodate her but she was still served those allergens. She died as a result of her anaphylactic reaction, and her husband was seeking legal action.
Because he subscribed to Disn3y+ on a trail basis for his PlayStation a few years ago, Disn3y is essentially claiming he cannot sue.
I’m going to include some screenshots so you can go and look at these articles in the actual legal information its self as well as review your own Disn3y+ terms of service that people agree to.
So a person died due to negligence, even though they mentioned that they had severe allergies, and this family cannot seek any type of restitution due to evil legal loopholes, that this horrible company has sneakily included into a streaming service subscription. EFF Disn3y . Influencers are bought and paid for too, and if they don’t immediately see how evil this is and speak up, then they DO value money over lives. Do not support Disn3y.
Gosh - Josie met her real life friend TBP as a media guest of Disney and then went dark on day 3 when she was invited to share content….make me wonder. I think Josie seems sweet and creative and I won’t support her now because of her association with Sarah but I sure hope the Sarah haters didn’t go at Josie. Their combined post has about 100 comments. Not the engagement boost they expected I’m sure. Not worth it if she was bombarded with messages about how fake Sarah is. I snark but I draw my line at contacted people directly.
I can’t believe this woman is a writer when she thinks it’s “sega” and not “saga” even though her captions caught it correctly. Shane correcting her and she still thought it was “a sega of our year” truly a nimrod. And no the stingray was not the story of the year, she’s so out of touch with real life.
I stopped watching her stories on Facebook ( I needed a break after we got booted from the other place ) Has Disney been confirmed? Are they actually going?
Just found out Travis Kelce & Tay tay broke their silence on Palestine- so NOW maybe birdie will? Or will she obsess about another set of athlete brothers instead?
I saw what she wore to her son’s 8th grade and I was actually impressed she didn’t wear some tragic ill fitting outfit to draw attention to herself per usual or sweats and a vest like the other child’s art show. I guess we will see later this week if she can get off the me me me train to wear something appropriate to the other kids high school graduation.
I just learned about Sherri Papini, and it reinforces how multiple types of privilege allow people to get away with so much. It also reminded me how much depravity people are capable of. People don't like to believe others they think they relate to are capable of lying and manipulating because it can be scary to feel like someone “like them” can do those things. People are wild. Stay safe out there.
I'm sorry, this next bathroom project....Cars theme?!?! My 15 year old son LOVED cars when he was a little boy, but if I tried to make his bathroom a cars theme now, I think he would be mortified and never, ever speak to me again.
Complains she can’t eat properly because of canker sores, shows herself last night at a restaurant eating and then this morning she’s eating churros. She can never stick to a story 🙄
I hate when she posts looking for “tips” on how to decorate something, especially when she clearly already has an idea in mind. We all know she’s just grifting for some company to be like “omg we’d love to help out your renovation” or “we’ll send you some goodies for the room!” She’s so transparent.
Imagine being Shane and having to absorb the likes, (fleeting)interests and personality of your partner whose own personality is absorbed from others online and otherwise doesn't exist? Do you think he feels grateful that he's allowed to mention his magic tricks a couple of times a year?
Oh no! Her once life consuming obsession has died. Do you think she will need an extra day at Disney to mourn the loss of Charlotte the stingray? How many crocodile tears will she shed? Will she make L have a fake funeral for Charlotte? Will she bawl her eyes out when she hears "Circle of Life" and think of Charlotte and the babies that could've been? Will it be a complete mental breakdown when she sees other sting rays at the aquarium at the end of the Nemo ride?
I think it’s wild that she will digitally flaunt her stretch marks and size 14 body for posts like the SI runway, thighs sticking to the seat or any other videos where is posting her rinse and repeat faux body confidence videos but the rest of the time she is filtering herself to a size 4. Also I do recognize she filters those bp posts as well. How do her loyal followers not see this?
Omg I was legit just coming to post about this! I can’t believe she thinks getting sent free things makes her a “cool mom”, you’d be cooler if you went and got it for your kid just because you know they like it. Just like bringing home a Polly pocket for L the other day, she thought that made her cool too 🙄
I don’t know where to post this but, don’t you guys think it’s gross that Janette fervently supports known homophobe Manny Pacquiao ??? He’s disgusting. Why would she support that??