Garfield do you smell burnt toast?
Garfield do you smell burnt toast?
Garfield do you smell burnt toast?
I'm going to ruin this for many of you and I don't care.
I can't believe Know Your Meme and FlyingSquid (a mid of this very community!) would just lie to me like that.
It's obviously real, we all know that on 13th July 1997 John Arbuckle did once again descend from the heavens to take His place within His immortal kitchen, to ask The Question. The first question, the oldest question in the universe, hidden in plain sight. But in response, only silence fell.
I guarantee you there are people who saw that and assumed it was real.
But more to the point, I wanted to ruin it by letting people know that it was just some stupid tweet that someone paired with a Garfield picture for no reason. Because I'm grumpy this morning.
Do you think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?
I thought FlyingSquid was Jungle, now my game is totally ruined. I'm reporting this.
I thought I was having a stroke, when in reality the choice and placement of words in a certain order made my brain try to process it as if it was created with value in Mind, when in reality this piece of media might have been solely created to shorten a circuit in the brain of unsuspecting subjects, searching through this corner of the internet in hope of an endorphin boost.
Thanks a lot, I just sprained my brain trying to make sense of that.
Jon needs a carbon monoxide detector and a new oven.
And a storage unit for all that junk in the trunk
You make me paranoid.
Don't be paranoid. It's okay to let your guard down. Everything will be fine. Just fine.
The question is not whether you're paranoid, it's whether you're paranoid enough.
You make me paranoid.
I'd tap that.
Garf
farfgield
I'm sorry, Jon.
You forgot to turn off the gas in the oven Jon
of what?