I really want to make SOME kind of joke here.........but I can't think of a joke that's about you having a threesome with them, and also tastefully done. Every attempt I've thought of for the past 2 minutes has just gotten very crude before I even come to the punchline.
Soooooo.......how about this? honks a bicycle horn a few times, and slaps your face with a creampie! Waka waka!