If I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it?
If I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it?
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Improperly cooked eggs or chicken can help
Depends on where you live, that could literally kill you. Salmonella are no joke.
100% Salmonella ain't no joke!
Very potentially deadly! I've had it once, got lucky and only went half crazy and bleeding a bit from the inside and out...
Got food poisoning from an undercooked egg last week. Literally became a human fountain on BOTH ENDS, at the SAME TIME!! Never felt so...... empty inside, literally.
Thanks God it's not salmonella even though it dragged me halfway to hell. If salmonella is worse than that, I wouldn't wish it for my worst enemies.
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