Florida Is on Its Way to Banning — and Criminalizing — Alternative Meat
Florida Is on Its Way to Banning — and Criminalizing — Alternative Meat
Florida legislators have been quietly working to ban and criminalize the production and sale of cell-cultivated meat across the state, via the introduction of two bills.
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But why? What do they have to ban ethically-sourced meat?
38 1 ReplyIt cuts into the meat industry's profits and is primarily desired by liberals
65 1 ReplyNot destroying the planet and killing sentient beings is "woke", so they have to oppose it.
35 1 ReplyOne bite and, bam, your transmexican.
27 1 ReplyWhat's wrong with my transmexican?
11 0 ReplyIts an affront in the eyes of republijesus.
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Got to remember that one... It'll come in handy for years to come!
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Because they are free market Republicans. /s
22 2 ReplyBecause they need to keep the kill count high otherwise some other demon will surpass them.
8 0 Reply“Furthermore, on this day, henceforth shall it be known:
If it ain’t moo, cain’t moo, won’t moo, ain’t not never gonna moo, and can’t make you moo, then it is of the devil and shall not be permitted.
Also, the words ‘front loaf’ are not permissible descriptions of the governor’s crotchetal regions.
Let it be law. “
8 0 ReplyIn fairness to them it’s not meat. Don’t ban it just label it appropriately, like sparkling protein.
3 8 ReplyIt is literally meat though.
12 0 ReplyHow is it not meat?
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