Moooom I need a new xbox controller this one is trraaaaannnsss
Shut the fuck up
New rule: if your "sport" can't manage skill divisions without worrying about genitals it's gone. Your sport is fired. No more pool until you can figure out how to let everyone play. This goes for all the other sports too.
This is reminding me of the time I was watching a roller derby bout. The away team had multiple huge guys (like they should've been playing football), that just bowled through the other team.