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America Deserved 9/11 Megathread

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  • Anyone got one of those stupid horny copypastas with all the emojis for 9/11?

    Like one of these:

    MERRY๐ŸŽ…COCKMAS๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“ AND HAPPY ๐Ÿ˜ HOE-LIDAYS ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

    MERRY๐ŸŽ…COCKMAS๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“ AND HAPPY ๐Ÿ˜ HOE-LIDAYS ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ THIS YEAR ๐Ÿ“† I'M DEFINITELY โœ… ON THE ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆNAUGHTY๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆLIST๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿ“ BECAUSE I'M ๐Ÿ‘ˆA GIGANTIC ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŽ„โ„HO-HO-HOMOSEXUALโ„๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ WHICH IS NOT ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธโŒ VERY CHRISTIAN โ›ช๐Ÿ™ BUT I STILL CAN APPRECIATE ๐Ÿ˜œ SAINT DICK โœจ๐ŸŽ‰โœจ๐ŸŽ‰ I CAN'T WAIT FOR ๐ŸŽ…SANTA๐ŸŽ… TO SLIDE DOWN MY CHIMNEY โฌ‡๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฆ AND STUFF MY STOCKING ๐Ÿงฆ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜œ FULL OF DILDOS ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ† AND PENIS PARAPHERNALIA ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ BECAUSE I'M JUST A LITTLE ๐Ÿค FESTIVE ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿคถโ›„โ„๐ŸŽremoved๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

    SO TO ALL MY ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’‹SLUTTY ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹ SANTA'S ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿป LITTLE HELPERS ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘& HORNY ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ˆ CHRISTMAS ELVES ๐Ÿง๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ REMEMBER LET IT "SNOW" ๐ŸŒจ๐ŸŒจ๐ŸŒจโ„โ„โ„โ„โ›„โ›„โ›„๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ AND DON'T FORGET TO ๐ŸŒŸโœจ๐ŸŒŸโœจDECORATEโœจ๐ŸŒŸโœจ๐ŸŒŸ YOUR "TREE" ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† I'LL BE WAITING ๐Ÿ•š๐Ÿ••๐Ÿ•  UNDER THE MISTLETOE ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฆถ WRAPPED UP IN RIBBON ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ€๐Ÿ’ WAITING โฑ FOR YOU ๐Ÿ‘†TO UNWRAP ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐ŸŽ€ ME SO WE CAN TASTE ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ EACHOTHER'S CANDY CANES ๐Ÿฌโœจ๐Ÿฌโœจ๐Ÿฌโœจ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

    • first one i found and it's terrible

      Buckle ๐Ÿ”’ your seatbelts ๐Ÿ’บ bitches ๐Ÿ˜ because some terrWHOREists ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ just hiJACKED OFF โœŠ๐Ÿปand SLAMMED ๐Ÿ’ฅa second plane ๐Ÿ›ฌinto your Lower ๐Ÿ˜ฐEast ๐ŸงญSide๐Ÿ™๏ธ ! Donโ€™t ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธbelieve the removedpiracies ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ, your wiki-leaking ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿ’ปSLUT fuel โ›ฝ๏ธโ›ฝ๏ธis gonna melt ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต his steel beams ๐Ÿ—๏ธโ›“๏ธ. NEVER FORGET ๐Ÿซก ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธhow we CAME ๐Ÿ’ฆ together ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿค raising our flags ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, TITS ๐Ÿ’, and COCKS ๐Ÿ†for our fellow Ameriremoved ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿš’

      Thanks ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿปto Bussy Bush ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿค and his DEEP ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธstate, TSA ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธcan rub ๐Ÿงผtheir hands ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿปall over your ASS ๐Ÿ‘of evil ๐Ÿ˜. Daddy DICK Cheney ๐Ÿ† will be waiting to send the biggest ๐Ÿฅต, throbbing ๐Ÿ˜–, COCKtrymen ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿช–to spread ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป freeDOM ๐Ÿชขto your tight ๐Ÿ˜ซ, slimey ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ’งlittle cave๐Ÿชจ.โ€จโ€จSend this to 0๏ธโƒฃ patriots ๐Ÿ˜” and youโ€™ll go down somewhere ๐Ÿšœ in Pennsylvania ๐ŸŒพโ€จSend this to 9๏ธโƒฃ patriots and heโ€™ll blast ๐Ÿงจyour pentagon ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅโ€จSend this to 1๏ธโƒฃ1๏ธโƒฃ patriots and youโ€™ll get BOTH โš”๏ธ twin towers ๐Ÿข๐Ÿขtonight ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜

      (edit: c words removed)

    • I love those they always crack me the fuck up

    • found one

      conspire me the FUCK up โœˆ๐Ÿขโœˆ๐Ÿขโœˆ๐Ÿขโœˆ๐Ÿขโœˆ๐Ÿข bush did 9/11โœˆ bush โœ” did itโœˆ๐Ÿขblew upโœˆ๐Ÿขthe towersโœˆ๐Ÿข๐Ÿข๐ŸŒ theโœ”towers โœ”โœ”if i do ฦฝaาฏ so my self ๐Ÿ‘€ watch loose change ๐Ÿ‘€ how did tower seven collapse tower seven tower seven (chorus: tower seven) mMMMMแŽทะœ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘ŒะO0ะžเฌ OOOOOะžเฌ เฌ Ooooแต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐ŸŒ โœˆ ๐Ÿข ๐Ÿข ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œbush did it

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