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If a threesome is with three people, and a foursome is with four, then i think i get why they call you handsome...
What's long and brown and sticky?
A stick.
What's brown, and rhymes with "Snoop?"
Dr. Dre.
Why does Snoop carry an umbrella?
For drizzle, m'nizzle.
How does Helen Keller know when she's done wiping?
Taste test.
I've got tons of this shit for when we've got downtime at work.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Scream her hands off.
Did you hear about the time she answered the iron?
Yes, but she didn't 😉
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
She's dead.
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