last minute "funniest outcome" attempt: electoral draw, all four of Trump, Harris, Vance and Walz successfully assassinated by suspects known to the FBI within 48 hours, Joe remains president
The law goblin waddles into the office of the President with a new law, and tugs at the sleeve of the President's suit.
"Oh! Didn't see you there! Is that a new law? For me? Thank you very much!"
The President ruffles the hair of the law goblin as it hands over the new law. Reaching into one of the drawers of the desk, the President pulls out a bag of Spicy Cheetos and gives it to the goblin, who runs away with it and dives through the oval office goblin flap.
Kamala 2024Kamala 2028Kamala 2032Kamala 2036that's about what it'll take before they realize their mistake