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volcel_olive_oil [he/him]
volcel_olive_oil [he/him] @ volcel_olive_oil @hexbear.net
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  • Kamala 2024
    Kamala 2028
    Kamala 2032
    Kamala 2036

    that's about what it'll take before they realize their mistake

  • this election already has more votes counted than 2016 (or 2012 (or 2008)) had

  • turnout seems regular to me

    2020 was an abberration

    my crackpot theory is that people working from home could sneak out and go vote that year

  • IF I HAD A NICKEL

    FOR EVERY TIME

    DONALD J. TRUMP

    BEAT A WOMAN

    IN AN ELECTION

    FOR PRESIDENT

    I'D HAVE

    TWO NICKELS

    WHICH ISN'T MUCH

    BUT IT'S WEIRD

    THAT IT HAPPENED

    TWICE

  • last minute "funniest outcome" attempt: electoral draw, all four of Trump, Harris, Vance and Walz successfully assassinated by suspects known to the FBI within 48 hours, Joe remains president

  • the perfect democratic system for always electing the most unknown candidate

  • draw (kamala vs trump, pistols at dawn)

  • For context,

    ah, it's for context

    that makes it not one of the funniest things I've seen then

  • ooooohh so THAT'S why it's sad he died. I had it all wrong

  • political change is fast as fuck actually

  • it's time to put on makeup

    it's time to dress up right

    it's time to meet the 60 billion aliens coming in through the shadows, the light, by shockwave tonight

  • The law goblin waddles into the office of the President with a new law, and tugs at the sleeve of the President's suit.
    "Oh! Didn't see you there! Is that a new law? For me? Thank you very much!"
    The President ruffles the hair of the law goblin as it hands over the new law. Reaching into one of the drawers of the desk, the President pulls out a bag of Spicy Cheetos and gives it to the goblin, who runs away with it and dives through the oval office goblin flap.

    That's how I think it happens pretty much

  • I have a note from my doctor that says I can't click that link sorry

  • Hamas repeatedly sets traps in building that have already been cleared, and soldiers feel their task is impossible/pointless.

    lmao get Looney Tuned bozos

  • "you're laughing. Pyramid #1 has been activated and you're laughing"

  • Ryan Seacrest calls Kamala 'worse than Obama' in damning October surprise report

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