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volcel_olive_oil [he/him]
volcel_olive_oil [he/him] @ volcel_olive_oil @hexbear.net
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  • and all their teeth are missing because of no food and they have been too biologically experimented on for DNA testing and really all 3800 corpses are too far away to see clearly and you wouldn't want to look at them anyway

  • original zelda style adventure in the amphibia world

    and it will never happen because disney never does anything cool

  • four more years of liberals typing up the steamiest Trump/Putin gay slashfics possible on main, with AI images to accompany this time

  • if Nintendo changes how their controllers are attached it is most certainly because they figured out a way to make the connection MORE secure, not less

  • I unironically think the mouse functionality will make this their most creative game library yet (if only because lots of games can safely include a creative mode with controls that don't suck)

    but overall I think Nintendo is past making "weird" consoles since the launch of the first switch, the joycons have let them do the big weird stuff in individual games instead (LABO, Ring Fit) and now the joycons have even more functions. weird is coming even if the console seems standard

  • Trump dies (somehow)

    US starts new war (free space)

    climate tipping points pop off (please don't)

  • I think it's the funniest one

    it's certainly the one with the anti-consumerism themes dialed up the highest

    it's also the first one to really lean into the DPS-stacking elements of the combat which is fine, because I like those

    overall it's good but you can only play the good version on a real PS2 since the ports are DOGSHIT

  • child proofing

    Biden did nothing to prevent the child proofing coming off 100% with the presidential immunity decision

  • he's fooling the same people who think he did everything he could to rein in Israel, i.e registered Democrats

  • "I think Joe Biden pardoned captain Blackbeard and his crew, and I'm tired of pretending that he didn't"

  • instructions unclear, set white house on fire

  • 3 2 1 balloons and confetti rain down

  • One Week by Bare Naked Ladies, notorious bad/meme song

  • the New Coke of presidents