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volcel_olive_oil [he/him]
volcel_olive_oil [he/him] @ volcel_olive_oil @hexbear.net
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what's the last thing you laughed at (chuckles don't count)

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  • watched the new Wallace & Gromit last night

    • Home Deport Advantage

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  • apologies, I'm late to seeing this exchange but I just want to say

    new tagline just dropped

    • Drumpf is finished

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  • wriggle your way out of the jam, Donny!

    Donny easily wriggles his way out of the jam

    Ah! Well. Nevertheless,

    • Bulletins and News Discussion from February 3rd to February 9th, 2025 - Fuhrer Failsons

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  • go explore the periodic table and check up on the funny elements, it's good entertainment

    • Bulletins and News Discussion from February 3rd to February 9th, 2025 - Fuhrer Failsons

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  • maybe they'll start a patreon

    • Bulletins and News Discussion from February 3rd to February 9th, 2025 - Fuhrer Failsons

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  • time

    • Yeonmi Park meme:

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  • sentenced to 20 years hard labor in the dick sucking mines because windows 12 used AI to predict that you would want an AI app installed and downloaded Deepseek

    • Bulletins and News Discussion from January 27th to February 2nd, 2025 - Tariffs in Trump's Imperium - COTW: Colombia

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  • Oops! All Failsons!

    • Bulletins and News Discussion from January 27th to February 2nd, 2025 - Tariffs in Trump's Imperium - COTW: Colombia

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  • they even withdrew from all the pictures we took of them

    • If chess was invented today you'd have a subreddit full of losers whining about how en passant is unbalanced and the king should have the queen's moveset.

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  • Magnus Carlsen was disqualified from the World Chess Championship for wearing blue jeans

    extremely serious crime

    • Be a shame if people in the prison found out they were enslaving children

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  • perhaps some kind of "Saw" style scenario could be arranged for these uhh checks notes "people"

    • Theranos. Self driving cars. The metaverse. Crypto. AI. What’s big tech’s next innovation?

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  • lease time on google's quantum computer and pair the word "quantum" with every available proper noun in the English language

    • Federal Abortion Ban introduced.

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  • haha

    • Protecting Children from Chemical and Surgical Mutilation – The White House (cw transphobia)

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    • Trump Admin Offers Severance to Every Federal Employee

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  • they're finally shutting it down to figure out what's going on

    • Mario and Luigi: Brothership is a very cute and fun game that I'd highly recommend

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  • been playing it slooooowly since launch and it's just as neat every time I return to play some more

    I think I'm definitely getting a bit old to handle the bros. moves inputs well

    • White House pauses all federal grants, sparking confusion. TRILLIONS of dollars could be on hold, according to an Office of Management and Budget memo. - WaPo

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  • including, but not limited to, financial assistance for foreign aid, nongovernmental organizations, DEI, woke gender ideology, and the green new deal

    what green new deal?! who the fuck is doing the green new deal right now? "hello please direct me to your green new deal adherence offices"

    • 'It may be dangerous to be America's enemy, but to be America's friend is fatal.' --- Henry "I'm Burning In Hell" Kissinger

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    • 'It may be dangerous to be America's enemy, but to be America's friend is fatal.' --- Henry "I'm Burning In Hell" Kissinger

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  • "they said 100% tariffs was all the tariffs you could have. well, they were wrong, Trump tariffs go to 200, 300, 10000%! they should have bought american!"

    • Funny bit idea: Pop the US tech industry bubble by showing the Americans that they can’t even compete at something they thought they were generations ahead on, and make it strictly open source

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